The Sub

More Buffy Nonsense...

Insert Disclaimer Here -->(Don't sue, they're not mine and I'm poor.)There.

So I was on the GASP mailing list a few weeks ago, and people were talking about Giles' teaching credientials. (As in, 'Does he have any?') And this is what happened, so don't blame me, blame Joy Lee...


Joy Lee Wrote:

> 
> Everyone who wants to see Giles having to suddenly sub for the say,
oh, the
> biology teacher raise their hands.  Or better yet - Teen Health! 
("You've
> been studying WHAT?")  Why do I have a feeling the lesson plan would
suddenly
> veer off into basic first aid.  Or possibly medieval history.

Couldn't stifle a laugh at this idea...and then this little scenario
happened. Bear with me, please... 

[Giles grumblingly wanders into a full classroom. The students are
pleased that they have a sub]

Giles: Good morning class.

[the students stare at him]

Giles: Ah. Yes. Well. What class is this, by the way?

[Willow is sitting next to Xander in the back of the class. She raises
her hand.]

Giles: Willow?

Willow: [smirking] It's teen health, Mr. Giles.

Giles: Really? [sighs] Figures. Okay, [looks at lesson plan] open your
books to chapter, ah, ten...

[Giles opens the teacher's copy to chapter ten, titled CONTRACEPTIVES.
His eyes widen and he looks up at Willow and Xander, who might as well
be laughing and pointing. He addresses the whole class:]

Giles: Have you started this chapter yet?

Student: Nope. First day.

Giles: Alright. I'll assume you know about abstinence being the most,
ah, appropriate course of behavior for students your age....

[Willow snorts at Xander, who elbows her, and Giles gives her a dirty
look. He continues...]

Giles:....but since it seems that young people nowadays are bent on
being, ah...active, it seems prudent that we discuss contraceptives.
That sums up page 151.

[general hubbub from class: "the fastest we've ever gotten through
that part," etc.]

Giles: So. {looks at lesson plan, digs in desk) Prophylactics. This
[hold up foil packet] is a condom. I assume you all know what a condom
is.

[Xander raises his hand]

Giles: Xander.

Xander: [smirking]Actually, Mr. Giles, I'm not sure how it works.
Could you explain it?

[The class giggles at Giles. Giles looks daggers at Xander.]

Giles: Fine. {opens packet) This is a condom. It is unrolled over the
male penis before penetrating -- Buffy!

[The class roars in laughter as Buffy enters, late as usual.]

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