DEEP THOUGHTS

• If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  
• Is there another word for synonym?
  
• Isn't it bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
  
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
  
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  
• Why do they report power outages on TV?
  
• What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
  
• What's another word for thesaurus?
  
• If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
  
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
  
• Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  
• If a stealth bomber crashes, will it make a sound?
  
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
  
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  
• Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
  
• When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
  
• If you're cross-eyed and dyslexic, do you read all right?
  
• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?