Conservative footnotes
1 Listen to "Hey Jude" backwards at half speed and you'll hear this
2 My own opinion
3 Penthouse, a few pages after the centerfold (I do research on immorality, yeah)
4 If you read every seventh letter on the back of a coco puffs box, it says this
5 I think my babysitter said this while talking on the phone with her boyfriend
6 Wasn't this on the back of a Duran Duran album?
7 God told me this
8 Page 3, some magazine about guns