Amusing Epitaphs.


Location

Etitaph

Reading, Berkshire, England.

Here lies the body of William Gordon
He'd a mouth almighty and teeth accordin'
Stranger tread lightly on this sod
For if he gapes you're gone by God.

Tombstone, Arizona, USA.
(On the grave of a Wells Fargo Agent)

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a 44
No less, no more.

Edinburgh, Scotland.

Erected to the memory of John MacFarlane
Drowned in the waters of Leith
By a few affectionate friends.

Nantucket,Massachusetts, USA.

Under the sod, under the trees
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease
He is not here, only his pod
He shelled out his peas and went to God.

Staffordshire, England.

Here lies father and mother and sister and I
We all died within the space of one short year;
They all be buried at Wimble, except I,
And I be buried here.

Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England.

Poorly lived, and poorly died,
Poorly buried, and no-one cried.

Stoke-on-Trent, England.

All who come my grave to see
Avoid damp beds and think of me.

Devon, England.

Here I lie by the chancel door,
They put me here because I was poor.
The further in, the more you pay,
But here I lie as snug as they.

Norwood, London SE27, England.

Where e'er you be let your wind go free.
Keeping it in was the death of me!

From a Cornish tombstone dated 1869




 



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