ok.. this is where we stamp out all the dirty little rumours going around, or we... ermm.. answer questions. yeah.

Q: How tall is Jesse really? I've heard 6'4 and 6'5.
A: Jesse himself says he's 6'5, so thats what you should beleive.

Q: Is Jesse an only child?
A: No, smelly! If you had done your research you would know he has two older sisters: Annemiek, 28, and Marisha, 21.

Q: How much does he weigh????
A: Not much for someone his height! Ermmm.. Ive heard 130, but hes around 125 something like that.

Q: Was that contest really fixed??
A: Yes, actually! But not in the way you might think:

"One viewer in particular voted for Jesse Camp as a protest against MTV's format fervor. He voted a lot. According to the Village Voice, a hacker who calls himself "UglyPig" broke into MTV's virtual ballot booths and voted for Jesse more than 3,000 times. The network stands by Jesse's election and maintains viewers were allowed to vote more than once, even though 3,000 is much, much more than once. UglyPig told the Voice, "I just like Jesse better. He didn't seem like the typical MTV V.J., all corporate and shit, so I made him win." If that's not exactly democracy, it's certainly devotion. UglyPig's voting -- and Jesse's disarmingly singular persona -- worked against the grain of MTV's orderly, polished political machine. Those few days before I found out Jesse's ascension was based on a fix, I was starting to feel a fondness for the surprisingly obscure tastes of MTV viewers."

so go ugly pig, though youre name might suck, we salute you!

Q: What's the one thing you'd like to change about yourself?
A: Number One: I am NOT Jesse! I just hate people who go to pages and leave messages in the guestbook like its actually Jesse's page! Numer Two: Jesse DID mention he'd make himself even TALLER. [!!!!]

Q: What does Jesse like in a girl?
A: "I'm not going to say I'm not a T&A man. I like that. I like a whole lot of strippers - there are a lot of strippers I used to know in Los Angeles. I've been with smart girls and I've been with stupid girls. It's fun just to mess around and it's important to have a girl you can connect with and get all hairy with."
So, basically if its female and can perform the basic living functions, he'll talk to it. That helps a lot of us out, huh?

Q: And what DOESNT he like?
A: I beleive i just answered this above.. but oh well:
"There ain't nothing no girl can do in the whole world to turn me off. I love all women."

Q: How can he get his hair to stay like that?
A: "Dude, just don't wash it. I think last year some time was the last time I washed it. Last summer, in Florida, there was a girl in Daytona Beach who said I had to wash my hair before we could do anything. Shampoo is like Kryptonite. When I wash it, it's all light and fluffy and it feels like feathers. I like it to be pointy and hard, and when you touch it I like it to sting a little bit. But I'm a hypocrite because I'm the first guy to look at a girl's hair and smell it."
Ermm.. ok, Jesse! So remember girls- make sure the next time youre on the jersey shore that you let him smell your hair before you get fish water in it.

Q: What does he like to eat? He does eat, right?
A: Of course he eats! The only reason he's so thin is cos hes TALL. VERY tall. And all those road trips musta done somethin to him. But anyways.. ermm.. breakfast wise: "I don't know, man, I'll gobble down just about anything. I love to scarf a big plate of pancakes with maple syrup on top." And yes, he WILL eat sushi, and anything else thats edible.

Q: What was that line in Jewel's poem he asked Kurt for help on?
A: Ermmm.. "vaporous consequences". [????] Yes, we all know Jewel's on crack.

Q: Do you think he'd date someone younger?
A: Yes, I do, because I was told by a reliable source that he probably would. but he also dates older people, MUCH older, ask his 28 year old girlfriend!

Q: Jesse, I love you madly and I never miss a single episode of your show. Will you marry me?
A: ONCE AGAIN, I am NOT Jesse! But no, he will NOT marry you. Everybody KNOWS he's saving himself for that chick from Matlock. <---J/K!

Q: What sock does he put on first?
A: Ermmm... right? I dunno, this is one of the things you just have to ask him yourself. [at the time being, we do not have access to any foot-related information or wedding arrangements]

Q: Does Jesse ever look at any of his fan sites???
A: We chose to believe he does. A "Jesse L. Camp" character has signed some guestbooks of fan sites [including this one, *gleeb*] and we all hope that its authentic. Our guestbook has been blessed!

Q: Is there a way I could write to Jesse?
A: Ermmmm... maybe if you send a letter to the MTV building, he'd get it eventually. i forget the address. email me and i'll hook ya up eith it, k?

Q: I've heard that Jesse is dating some girl named Lavonna or something like that. Where does she live so i can kill her?
A: Jesse is NOT dating this Lavonna chick, but you are welcome to kill her. She went around to fan sites claiming she was his girlfriend etc.etc. but he Is dating that heidi actress chick, previously mentioned in various spoys. they live together ta his house. dude, he has like money or something...

ok... that wraps up our FAQ. i was even using capitals, dammit! and punctuation!!! But anyways, if you've gotta question you want answered, just email me and i'll see what i can find out or make up. But if you want it indirectly-directly from Jesse himself, you should join the Jesse Camp Mailing List for a daily-thingy-thingy. im sure youve been on ml before. it has aLOT of posts tho, those people treat it like its a chat room... Dont trust everything you see here, my sources may not be so reliable. ackkk!!! i was using capitals! oh smelly smelly.. well, now you can either sign off the internet altogether, go back to the main page, go back to the even mainer page, go back to the top and read it all again, memorizing every aspect of his life for your sick perverted purposes, or you can go and sign the guestbook. your choice. my pinky hurts. cheers!

The main page
The even MAINER page
The top of the page
annnnd... umm.. i dont have the url of the guestbook on me right now, so you can just shove off to the main page and click the link for that one. and oh yes, mail me!! i just love email.. i dont get out much. cheers!