A        Alcohol:  The key to surviving college

B        Beer:  The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great chugging

C       Class:  What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party

D       Dancing:  A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic

E        Emergency:  The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 at your party

F        Fucked Up:  Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out

G        Games:  Anything that involves cards, dice, quarters, and chugging beers

H        Hangover:  Remings you of how great last night was and how much you drank

I          Idiot:  The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party

J         Jail:  Where you'll end up after trying to either use a fake ID or stagger home

K        Kissing:  What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

L         Lord:  Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol

M        Money:  That which you no longer have due to too much partying

N        Not Again!:  What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know

O        Officer (Occifer):  Person usually responsible for ending any party, tending to show up most often at parties where no one is 21

P        Pee:  What you have to do every 5 minutes while you're drinking beer

Q        Quilt:  What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning

R        Reform:  What you promise God you will do while you're puking in the toilet

S        Sex:  What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk

T        Ten:  The number of beers it takes to get ME drunk

U        Underage:  Most of the drinking population at any given college

V        Vodka:  The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour

W       Worm:  The part of tequila that reminds you of biology class tomorrow

X        X-Ray:  How the can see into your stomach before they pump it

Y        Yourself:  The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend

Z        Zoned:  Your condition for the next 12 hours following drinking