1. HMO stands for:

Hug Many Oldies.
Help Me Out.
Health Maintenance Organization.

2. EKG is:

What a patient says when a doctor puts a cold stethoscope on him/her.
Elizabeth Taylor's monogram.
Electrocardiogram.

3. MRI:

More Radioactive Insanity.
Mind-reading Indicator.
Magnetic Resonance Imaging.

4. ICU:

I've got my eye on you.
I'm Cooped Unclothed.
Intensive Care Unit.

5. SWAK:

Society of Wealthy Kill-joys.
Surgery Ward Appendage Knife.
Sealed With A Kiss.

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