The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker is a Computer Hacker 


(taken from Chris White's column in the July Windows Sources) 
     
10. Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.

 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes 3 years 
    running. 

 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.   

 6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

 5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez!" 256 time during the movie, "The Net."

 4. Massive 401 k contributions made in half-cent increments.

 3. His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among 
    turn-ons. 

 2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhead, "Good 
    Morning, Mr. President."
     
And the number one sign that your coworker is a computer hacker:   

 1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now,    
    Professor-I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science."


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