Everyone knows Humpty Dumpty sat upon a wall. But no one seems to know what made poor Humpty Dumpty fall. My great-grand-dad was just a lad, but he was there to see. The story's true, so I'll tell you just what he told to me. Humpty Dumpty sat upon a wall. Humpty Dumpty had an awful fall. A girl was passing by. Her skirt was rather high. She kept on going, never knowing-- Glory! How the wind was blowing! Humpty Dumpty nearly lost an eye. If you're a man, you know the reason why. She said, "Would you please tie my shoe?" Of course, 'twas just a stall. But that's what made poor Humpty Dumpty fall. Humpty Dumpty lived in the time Of old Mother Goose and her nursery rhyme. Hi diddle diddle The profiteers fiddle We all have to dance to their tune. Prices leap to the sky Meat was never so high Since the cow jumped over the moon! You know, I asked my great-grand-dad if Humpty broke a leg. He said, "He went completely broke, because he was an egg". She looked so swell That Humpty fell And his poor life was spoiled; But don't forget, He'd be here yet If he had been hard-boiled! Humpty Dumpty sat upon a wall. Humpty Dumpty had an awful fall. The girlie passed him by; She winked her pretty eye. He saw the clocking on her stocking-- "Glory my!" he said, "How shocking!" Humpty Dumpty turned around and looked and looked and looked and looked And that's how Humpty Dumpty's goose was cooked. He was weak and took a peek But if you had his view, I bet you'd do like Humpty Dumpty too. Hickory dickory doc, The mouse found a flask in the clock. Two drinks of that stuff Made the mouse feel so tough That he chased all the cats on the block! London Bridge is falling down All around the mulberry bush Jack and Jill Went up the hill For all I know, they're up there still. (?) Down among the wildflowers. All the king's horses and all the king's men Who saw poor Humpty fall Could never put him back upon the wall.
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