PASTAFAZULA

J:   Do you know where's a restaurant?
H:   Sure, what kind do you want?
J:   Oh, a nice place, do you capish? 
     Where they serve Italian dish.	
H:   Well, there's "Tony's", do you see? 
     Two blocks down the street.      	
J:   Goodbye.  That's the place for me.
H:   Well, what are you going to eat?
J:   Pastafazula!
H:   Will you tell me what you mean?
J:   Pastafazula! That's noodle and a navy bean.
     First ante-pasto
H:   I must order it some time.
J:   And then you must-o have Italiano wine.
J&H: Pastafazula! Make a weak a man a strong.
     Pastafazula! Make you live a very long
     You wanna be a great big sheik?
     Make the women bite a you cheek?
     Don't be a fool;
     Eat Pastafazul!

J:   Well paizan, want something great?
H:   Sure, come on, I'll have a plate.
J:   I'll bet you my barber shop
H:   Well, I'll take one bite and then I'll stop.
J:   Hey, wait, come on and hurry up.
H:   Don't be so foolish
J:   What a you want?  You ask me what to eat
J&H: Just bring us one big dish
     Pastafazula, it's a very good to eat.

H:   What makes Babe Ruth hit a home run?
J:   And what a Mister Rockafeller make a lot a mon?
H:   What makes Jack Dempsy think that he can fight?
J:   Pastafazula, cause he eats um every night!
H:   What makes McCormic sing a high note?
J:   And what made Christopher Columbus take a boat?
H:   What made Lindburg fly across the sea?
J:   And what makes Musilini be the boss of Italy?

J&H: Pastafazula?  We will tell you what we mean
    	Pastafazula! Noodle and a navy bean
	First ante-pasto
	For an appetizer fine
	And then you must-o
	Have Italiano wine.
	Pastafazula!  Make a weak a man a strong!
	Pastafazula!  Make you live a very long!
H:   So if you want a great big chest
J:   Push the buttons off your vest,
J&H: Don't be a fool,
     Eat pastafazul!

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