After years of reserch and development, Dinoman has finally constructed a small zoo with animals for you to read about and see. This comes after many debates and arguments, as well as set-backs due to espionage and such. No one has ever been harmed while examining thhe creatures, but be warned! These animals are wild, and therefore have a chance of hurting you or your family. Follow these simple rules, and your visit will be safe and enjoyable.
RULES FOR ALL VISITORS TO DINOMAN'S ZOO: |
| 1. No feeding the animals! They may be cute, but they're fed many times during the day. It's a safe bet that if they look like they want food, when you stick your hand in there, you may get it back in a plastic baggie. Besides, they may get sick, who knows where your hand has been. |
| 2. No petting the animals!! Dinoman likes all of his visitors to leave with the same number of digits they came with. |
| 3. Do not enter the pen at any time! This rule is self evident. Go ahead, try it. Your loss. |
| 4. Do not provoke the animals!!They may bite and/or maul you. |
Dinoman's dinosaurs on exhibit: