Kinder Ways To Say Someone's Stupid


  1. A few clowns short of a circus.
  2. A few fries short of a happy meal.
  3. An experiment in artificial stupidity.
  4. A few beers short of a six pack.
  5. Dumber than a box of hair.
  6. A few peas short of a casserole.
  7. Doesn't have all his/her corn flaks in one box.
  8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.
  9. One froot loop shy of a full bowl.
  10. One taco short of a combination plate.
  11. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
  12. All foam, No beer.
  13. The cheese slid off his cracker.
  14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
  15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt.
  16. Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.