WWWL - Inky the Wonder Blot

*As you begin looking for Inky, this skinny guy walks in and turns on the lights. He points to his big cumfy couch and both of you sit down and slip off your shoes, he then reaches twords the coffie table and offer's you some tea and cookies. you look around for a second and see that the walls of his apartment are decorated with some of the best letters known to mankind. there are plenty of windows, a small living room, there is a hall way that leads to his Den, Bedroom,Kitchen, and study. Click HERE to see the west wall, with the WWWL Letters that is on Inky's wall. He then gives you a LOG BOOK he has kept of WWWL Letter Data bank...Click*HERE to open up and view the book

"Hi, I'm Inky, and I'm kinda dinky. I was born in Rome a long time ago...just about the time paper was born. I've grown a little since then. I don't want to seem immodest, but I have the distintion of helping creating the world as we know it (lifts his hands) why - with all the contracts,letters, news breifs, stories, peace settlements and real estate that I helped to change hands, either by profit or not, I'd say I've worked alfull hard in my life I don't really have a family that I know of. I changed the world all by my self... well, almost by myself, I guess humans had a part in it too. (cups his mouth with his hands and wispers) " Don't tell anyone, but I like to humor the humans into thinking that I'm just a tool (snickers) I can always remember this one letter I wrote to this one senator. I told him a thing or two about deforestation, and because of what I said that morning, he asked me to write a law that every one would have to follow to protect public parks from those mean lumber companies. *Wispers* and because of the law I wrote, that he took credit for, those silly people desided that the senator should be president, so that what he was, a Presedent....Who whould have thought????*shakes head left to right and smirks." *sighs*

Have you and I met? You look kinda familier. I bet I wrote that love letter to your sweety. I'm not bragging, you understand, but I sure helped you out that day didn't I???? Well that's ok, think NOTHING of it, any time you need me I won't be hard to find. Perhaps you will need me to say something to The President, Your Senate or someone else? Since it wont take long, then I'm always glad to serve.

Well, I guess I'll see you - out there... in the real world. Bye-Bye. *and Stimpy Get up and leaves the room, waving to you on the way out and smileing*.