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COUNT DRACULA RESUME
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Address:Castle Dracula
City:Bloodsville
State:Death
Country:Transilvania
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EMPLOYMENT HISTORY 1300-TO PRESENT
Employer:Self Employed
Position:Vapire
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RESPONSIBILITIES
Building and maintaining a Blood Bank supply to last for 5000 years
Flight Instructor Of New Vampires
Induction of new vampires
Instructor oF Good to The last Bite method of bloodsucking
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EDUCATION AND HONORS
School:Vampire University
Degree:Dr of Blood Sucking
Year Graduated:1301
Order of Coffin
Phi Betta Blood Society
Order of the Bat
Children of the Night Award
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SKILS ALERGIES AND SPECIAL NEEDS
flying
blood analysis
Can see in the dark
hypnotism
alergic to silver bullets
alergic to day light
alergic to sun
work ony at night
need a coffin to rest in during the day
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PROFESSIONAL AFfIlIATIONS
Transilvanian Society
Society of Night Stalkers
Society of Blood and Chemical Testing
Transilvanian Hypnotheropy Society
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PROFESSIONAL AWARDS
President of the Word Order Of Vampires
International Order of Vampires Award
Freequent Flyer Award most miles without
an airplane
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DRACULA WEB SITES
Real Dracula
Dracula Home Page
Historical Dracula
Biography
Dracula Postage Stamps
Movie Guide
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