The Official CGIWN Frequently Asked Questions Page

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the FAQ you've all been waiting for. Now is your chance to find out the answers to all of those questions I know you were all dying to ask. So, let me pick myself up off the floor and wake myself from this drunken stupor so I can answer some questions.

Q: What the Fuck!?

A: Well, you see, it's simple. I like to make people laugh. And if they're not gonna laugh at me or with me, well then, I want to offend them as much as I can. And this site is the perfect format for me to do that. Those who get the joke realize I'm just messin' around. Those who think I'm dead serious and agree with my views get their kicks. Those who think I'm a sick and twisted asshole with some deranged perversion for cartoon chicks, get pissy and offended. Which is exactly what I planned on doing in the first place.

Q: Dude, you can't be serious about all of this. Can you?

A: Nah man. As I said, I'm just havin' fun. Sure, they do draw cartoons to look all hot an' shit, but really, if I were serious about half of the bullshit I speak, I'd be one sick individual. Wouldn't I? (Good lie Nate)

Q: Who the fuck are you?

A: I guess I should somehow introduce myself. My name's Nate Runkel. I'm a 21 year old alcoholic with a keen taste for women who are either animated or 15. I like movies, music, and long walks in the park. My turn ons are beautiful smiles, on beautiful girls, with beautiful asses. My turn offs are chicks who think that you wanna talk to them and hang out just because you fucked them in the asshole the night before. Oh yeah, and I'm legally ordained as a minister in the Universal Life Church. From what I uderstand, I can operate as a Reverend in any state legally, except for New York. Fuckin' New York.

Click here to see a picture of me. I rule.

Q: What the hell possesed you to make this page?

A: Actually... it was Harley Quinn. One day I was watching Batman, and she was on, and I absolutely fell in love. Then I started noticing all over the place that they were drawing cartoons way out of proportion, and more to the desires of the male market they were trying to attract. I mean, shit, look at Jem...she's practically flat chested. I mean, you know goddamn well that that show was made for chicks just by looking at her tits. So, I decided to just put up a page dedicated to how fucked up it is how they draw chicks in 'toons to be so incredibly hot.

That and because I'm a sick demented pervert who was just looking for a way to vent his sexual frustration.

Q: Man, your site's pretty fuckin' cool, but why are you on Geoshitties? You deserve better.

A: Well, it's plain and simple... I am poor as fuck. So, I have to use a free server with free space just so I can spout off stupid mindless posts about the enormous size of a cartoon chicks tits.

Q: Man, why don't you have any naked toons on here!? You talk all raw an' shit, why cop out when it comes to the full nine?

A: Good question. I guess the main thing is the fact that I think a lot of the girls in cartoons are fuckin' hotter clothed than they are in all of the fake pics that get passed around the Internet. It's just not my bag I guess.

I said it once, and I'll say it again... "I'm a pervert... but I'm not a fuckin' pervert..."

Q: How did this piece of shit site get so many hits?

A: I wish I knew. One day, out of nowhere, I just started getting like a 1,000 hits a day, and then, next thing you know, I'm getting email an' shit from all over the place telling me that people like my site. Somehow, it got submitted to a whole bunch of award sites and cool site page, so who ever has linked to me or hooked me up with a plug, I am forever in your debt. If yah want me to throw up a link to your page on mine, just drop me a line. I'll do whatever I can.

Q: Dude... you are missing some fresh 'toons. How do I get you to put 'em up here?

A: Easy. You can go about it one of 3 ways. 1st - Email me. That's probably your best bet. 2nd - Fill Out the Survey. That's probably your second best bet. And 3rd - Sign the Guestbook. That's still a good bet, but just not as good as the other two. I won't definitely get 'em all up, but if you keep feeding me ideas, I'll keep tryin' to put 'em up.

Q: Do you have to curse so much and talk about masturbating all of the time?

A: Yes.

Q: Who's your favorite Spice Girl?

A: It's a tie. I used to be a huge Sporty fan (that's Mel C. for all of you who didn't know). But recently, lil' Miss Victoria Adams (Posh) has been looking so crescent fresh with her new hairstyle, and her goofy little smile. I would just love to do fantastic things to that ass.

Q: You don't have a girlfriend, do you?

A: Um... no... no I don't.

Q: I'm a 37 year old married female in the Pittsburgh area who's just looking for a man to have on the side to just fuck while my husband is at work. I'm not looking for love or devotion, I just need cock in a major way. Is there anything you could do to help?

A: I think I could help. Drop me a line. I would be more than willing to lend my services.

Q: Dude, I have some serious ass questions for you about you and your site, and you don't have the answers listed here. What the fuck am I supposed to do now!?

A: Email me. I got the hook up. Holler if yah hear me. I'll answer it an' add it.

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