Girls: Well, I must confess, I don't have any right now.  I guess I'm available and looking, but the search has proven unfruitful. (to say the least)  However, not having a girl doesn't prevent me from not looking at them.  You too can look at girls!! (Just click on "girls")

School: School sucks.  Chemistry sucks, calculus sucks, and not having any girls sucks.  (However, I will take a sucking girl!)

Band: Band is cool.  We rehearse 6 hours a week and play at alll the football games on Saturday.  All you babies who bitch about band have no idea about what its supposed to be.  I can say that because I didn't know until I got to college band.  Not only is everybody good, but marching in front of 70,000+ people is joygasmic.