Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force
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| Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the
darkness of the fabric.
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Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat; all heat flow
to the cat.
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First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use
as little energy as possible.
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Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out
something good to eat.
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Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any
given room.
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Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
An empty bag or box in a room must contain a cat at the earliest possible
moment.
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Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of human effort
expended in trying to interest him.
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Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of equal parts Matter, Anti-Matter, and It-Doesn’t-Matter.
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Cat’s Uncertainty Principle
It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where she
“might” be.
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