This week’s humor item is a selection of unbelievable headlines from real stories in real newspapers. I wonder if the editors who let these gems reach print had ever attended journalism school? I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. There are plenty more where these came from!
Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over |
Iraqi head seeks arms | Enraged cow injures farmer with ax |
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told | Miners refuse to work after death | Juvenile court to try shooting defendant |
Two sisters reunited after 18 years at checkout counter | If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last awhile | Cold wave linked to temperatures |
Red tape holds up new bridges | Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead | New study of obesity looks for larger test group |
Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft | Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead | Hospitals sued by seven foot doctors |