There's more than enough stuff on my page about ME, now give me some info about YOU. Don't lie, it doesn't do any good. I already know EVERYthing about you... This is more for YOUR benefit.
What's your name?
Kindly give me your Email address:
Do you have a home page too? If so, enter the address (in the form "http://my.page.here.com/"). If not, leave this sucker blank:
What's the title of your page? (If you left the above blank and you answer this, I'll have to shoot you =)
If female, straight, and cute, do you go for guys with incredible homepages and 3-letter first names?
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and sorry I:
Could not travel both
Had to read that horrible poem OVER AND OVER AND OVER again
Dropped my camping gear in that raging river back there
Just stepped in this angry hornet's nest
Didn't realize WHY the wood is yellow.
How the heck did you find me?:
I had to enlist the aid of the FBI. Good GOD you're hard to track down when you owe me money.
Yer MOM
I'm a Terminator from the year 2023. I'm here to kill you.
'Cause you told me to come here. Are you mental?
Everyone was telling me how horrible this place was. I didn't believe 'till I got here.
By accident. Now how do I get out?
I followed the stench.
I went to Yahoo and did a search for "crap"
I'm stalking you and tracked you to here.
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