Here are some hand picked samples of some of the idiocy going on at the SDSU CRAPPUS NEWSPAPER from past and present issues. Enjoy!
Sorry, there was not enough space for a comic strip. For PORN, on the other hand... Get your dose of crap here
Here's one you should find offensive enough. According this, "American Indians" were not "REAL PEOPLE."
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There's a good chance the idiot who wrote this piece of crap has brain damage from smoking pot. Otherwise, please do explain the hasty generalization about "most of us" smoking that crap.
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You mean you acually LIKED that bomb? I gues we now have proof: He does NOT have brain damage. He's BRAINDEAD...
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See kids? It's OK to ENDORSE LUNG CANCER as long as you say
you're not really doing it at the end of your column!
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Because, you see, it's not like people actually read the
newspaper for the news. It's because they want to
see A FULL FRONT PAGE of pathetic morons in gothic drag.
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And don't forget what newspapers are about: ADS FOR PORN! Printing
criticism by lowly staff members is a whole other matter...
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Where it says "will of the people" add "white" before "people," and where it says "will" read "manipulation"
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See? If you are "anti-government" you are a loser. Too bad all those Zapatistas out there don't read this moron's column. They would probably have a good laugh.
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Just when you thought they could get away with calling
thousands of Mexicans "criminals" somebody comes along,
sets the record straight and spoils everything for the
idiot who wrote it...
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Because, you know? It's not like watching a bunch of
morons on steroids is not newsworthy, you know?
Hey! As long as it fills space!
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Here's what you do when you don't have fresh ideas for an
opinion column: Go out and ask people walking by if
they believe in gods. It really fills space!
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This is one of these articles that REALLY makes you wish
you only had 18 hours left to live.
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As you can see, Jimmy here just realized that FURTHER
DIVIDING THE COMMUNITY into greek houses is A LIFE!
(He had also previously realized that smoking marihuana
is OK and that Starship Troopers is a good movie. Do you see the pattern here?)
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OK, so if watching Jerry Springer is for morons, and here it says it's a priviledge, then the person who wrote this must be a PRIVILEGED moron.
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LIKE CARLOS MONSIVAIS WOULD SAY: TO ARGUMENT OUR OPTIMISM...
Pronto! Give these morons here the Nobel prize for economics! Because, you see? If multibillion dollar corporations
like MCDONALDS were forced by the federal government
to rise ONE MISSERABLE DOLLAR to the
minimum wage it would mean ECONOMIC DISSASTER!
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If you are new to SDSU and have not being exposed to
her self-indulgent column, YOU ARE DARN LUCKY! Oops, nevermind; you have
been infected now...
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Apparently Jamie here hasn't heard about NET NANNY or
about the supreme court declaring censorship on
the internet UNCONSTITUTIIONAL (so much for your
well informed, net junkiefied editor in chief...)
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Apparently Adrian here hasn't learned about George Washington's words advocating the extermination of Native Americans. Nice ethics, huh? (Please excuse him. It must be the Porn):
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And the question is, why would anyone give a damn, today, about his parents being mentally ill? Had this been discovered back in the 70's THEN it would have saved us from reading his crap, but today I'm afraid it's a bit too late.
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KINDA MAKES YOU HOPE HIS BIRTHDAY HAD NOT BEEN ON A HOLYDAY (OR ON ANY OTHER DAY FOR THAT MATTER...)
People, Greg here will now demonstrate how to successfully fill empty space with absolutely irrelevant drivel. Thank you Greg. Now we know what section of the paper we should wipe with first.
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No drama like sports drama, and no moron like a moron who likes sports drama.
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And they just found out about this NOW? Gee, then one of these days they may actually discover the Playboy website...
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And now, Jimmy here will demonstrate how to waste an entire column just to say something we already knew. Man, that creativity of those opinion editors is SO impressive!
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Yeah, nothing like drinking a drug that tastes, smells, and, most importantly LOOKS like urine. Let the 18 year olds have it! It's not like we have enough alcohol-related problems as it is!
Get your dose of crap here OK, that's enough for now. If you want more, my guess is that you REALLY are a masochist. NOTE: Although this satiric mockery of the SDSU
CRAPPUS NEWSPAPER is aimed at amusing the reader, it also hopes to rise
conscience about some of the VERY REAL problems at SDSU which nobody seems to say or do anything about. So have a good laugh, but keep in mind that
if there wasn't a REAL problem to attack, there would not be a reason for
this at all.
