Dan
Habib is stll an Asshole
Last week, Dan Habib sent mean e-mail after I mass-mailed my friends. He said we
are not friends and to leave him alone. Sarah, my girlfriend, decided to respond to
Habib:
To:
habib@fas.harvard.edu
From: "Sarah E. Carolan" <bf80731@binghamton.edu>
Subject: your mama
Dear Dan,
I don't really understand why you have to be so mean to Paul J. Battaglia.
I think that he's a real great guy & I don't know why you feel the need to use
obscenities when writing to him, after all you are the smartest boy in the world.
Well, I just wanted to give you a piece of my mind. I hope that you become
a nicer person after reading this letter. It was nice writing to you.
Stay smart.
Love, sarah:)
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Things I Hate
This week I hate giggle-girls. You know them, you hate them, all they
do is giggle. I hope that these giggle girls choke on their own saliva while
laughing like fools at nothing. These are the same girls that MUST watch Party
of Five and ER or their lives are incomplete. Giggle-girls, I implore
you: get a life. |