Exposing
Shams: J.Crew Warehouse Sale
This week the J. Crew Warehouse sale comes to Binghamton. The Warehouse Sale, as I
have stated time and again is a plea by Mr. J. Crew himself to increase his customer
base. Why? First they make J.Crew Sport, including PUFFY COATS!!!, now they
have sales. The bastards. They allow people to buy the same shirts I wear at
1/4 the cost. It's just not fair. Oh, I'll go to the warehouse sale, I will.
And I'll buy. And I'll scoff at all of you who buy just because it's cheap...buy
just because it's J. Crew.
Things I Hate
This week I had a Cap'n Crunch
Crunchberry Bar. This bar is just like a Rice Krispie treat except it is Cap'n
Crunch. Cap'n Crunch and marshmallows is not at all good. It is poor.
The Cap'n should hang his head in shame after making these treats. I hate them.
Fuck Dan Habib
We will no longer devote space on this
web experience to Dan Habib. He is an ass. We will not stoop any
farther...we'll just send him mean packages in the mail. |