The Patented Rubber Chicken Plaque(tm)

Yes, now you too can own a one-of-a-kind Rubber Chicken Plaque(tm), ABSOLUTELY FREE!! Just send in 13 Proofs-of-Purchase (see bottom of page), and $4.13 for shipping and handling, or ONE(1) postcard from your hometown (this doesn't exclude you from the shipping and handling). Or, if you'd simply like an "Ian's Brain Visitor's Certificate", simply send ONE(1) postcard from your hometown. Be sure to enscribe a witty quip and your return address and send to:

Ian's Brain
431 Hunter's Cove Ct
Lawrenceville, Ga 30244



Print this UPC symbol out 13 times to send for the Rubber Chicken Plaque!!(tm)


All warranties void upon opening of package. No refunds under penalty of a hearty flogging.