Hail Potato!
        Since you all denigned to recognize my existance, I've decided that
you were, in fact, able to stow yourselves away on my Spaceship in the
knick of time, and were thus saved the terrible fate of a horrible death
on the Planet of Ultimate Emptiness.  Fair is fair.

        So there we all are: Captain Potatohead, our fearless leader and
greatest copyright violation liability; his indefatigable side
kick Astro-Cow ('nuff said); Arbourbot, the droid that only speaks one
language but in 3 859 989 461 distinct volumes; Buckaneer Weiler, pirate
scourge of the Dark Segment;  Krauslich, the fuzzy pink Hyper-hip
Woodlesnatchit from planet Chisholm; a one eyed one legged fork tongued
llama; and one Swashbuckling devileer, the handsomely adventurous and all
around great guy, Space Al, Baron of the Cosmos!

        Our mission: to rescue Princess Le- I mean Becker, from the evil
clutches of the Dark Side!  Of course along the way we'll have many
adventures, close calls, house calls, prank calls and roll calls, but in
the end I am quite certain we'll be triumphant in an Armaghedon of epic
proportions!  However, since none of these adventures come to mind just
yet, we'll leave our heros speeding away from the Planet of Ultimate
Emptiness, into the infinite possibilities of the Galaxy!
        Stay tuned next time for further adventures of...

                THE STUPENDOUS SPACE SEVEN !!!!!!

                                        The Baron