Joel Cronus: Ladies and Gentlemen! All of you from around the world, the next match will conclude are night. And it's the main event, so titled, "A Fall From Grace". For years on end these two have battled, too many feds for even the wisest man to have ever known. On this to be a man's final night in the ring, and on this to be a man's final night for redemption.
Joel Cronus: Introducing first, in the black and red trunks, from Chicago, Illinois. Weighing in at 310 pounds, and standing at 6 feet 10 inches... he's the Prince of Pain, coming down the aisle way now, BANE!
(Bane comes down the aisle way with security men at his left and right. Pearl Jam's "Not for You" is blaring in the background, at a volume that is almost deafening. He enters the ring and stands in his corner facing away from the aisle way. He kneels down and gives a silent prayer.)
Dan: A little pre-match taunting from Bane, with the entrance theme "Not For You" a message towards Misery. This match is being fought on so many different levels.
Joel Cronus: And our final competitor of the night. From Los Angeles, California in the black tights. Weighing in at 221 pounds at 5 feet ten inches... he's known as the Fatal Charm, the challenger in his final match up, ladies and gentlemen, MISERY!
(A quartet of men in white priests outfits walk along the aisle way with Misery in the middle. A single violin strikes the airwaves in a low mellow tone. The priests exit after escorting Misery to the ring. He climbs up on the ring apron and through the ropes.)
Sarah: Like wise Misery comes back with the mind games, with a very uncharacteristic religious entrance.
*DING,DING*
Dan: And so it begins, could this truly be Misery's fall from grace?
Sarah: Bane charges in fast with a knee to the gut that could have shattered a refrigerator. Now he's taking both fists and just pounding Misery to the mat. I don't believe this is happening.
Dan: Bane isn't even breathing hard, we're thirty seconds into the match, and Misery already looks like he's out of it. Kinda like his entire career... but we just know he'll be able to fight back... right Sarah?
Sarah: ...... I don't really know... what if Bane was right when he said Misery wasn't ready. What if this is just a bloodbath?
Dan: Bane keeps up with a torrent of kicks while Misery is down. Now he's taunting the crowd, including a rude gesture to Shawn Twilight in the second row. Misery is rolling around the ring trying to find any where possible he can go to just catch a breath.
Sarah: This is looking really bad, Bane's caught him, picks him up, and throws him right back down. Now Bane is taunting Misery. He's on his knees right in his face. This is sick...
Dan: OH MY! Misery with a poke to the eyes! He's getting to his feet! There may be hope yet!
Sarah: He's trying to slap on the Miser's grasp, but Bane is just too powerful. He's got to work him down some before he can go for that.
Dan: Bane with a kick to the stomach, but Misery steps aside and nails him with a right fist. And another! Misery trips Bane!
Sarah: Misery is trying to make this as much of a mat wrestling match as possible. I'm sure he would love to win this final match by making Bane submit to the Miser's Grasp. Not he's crossing up Bane's legs and he's applying a Texas Cloverleaf!
Dan: Just look at the pain in Bane's eyes, as he reaches for the ropes. And he finally makes it, but Misery is going to let go!
Sarah: he finally does on the four count from the referee and he goes right back to the legs of Bane. There a knee drop, and he stays on him with a leg bar submission hold.
Dan: Once again though, Bane is just too powerful, and he rolls up Misery!
*1...2.NO
Sarah: He's picking up Misery with one hand, and he choke slams him down! It appeared that his leg wasn't so sturdy on that one, did it Dan?
Dan: It sure did, this can only be good for Misery.
Sarah: You call getting choke slammed to the mat good?
Dan: No, but I meant...
Sarah: I know what you meant, but you have to stress the current status of him if you're going to do one at all. And Misery isn't moving at all.
Dan: Bane comes roaring in with a monster splash from the second rope. And he's going up again! Another splash. He's looking really impressive here.
Sarah: Once again though he's playing to the crowd, this time pointing to the m.o.a. in the crowd.
Dan: Hehehehe, he was just answered by his taunts, with a mug fool of beer just was flung on him from Vigilance! That's hilarious!
Sarah: He looks a little embarrassed with a small grin on his face. He wipes some of the beer from his face, and covers Misery! This could be it!
*1...2...NO
Dan: Just in time on that one. You have to start thinking how much Misery has left in himself.
Sarah: Misery has made no move to make it at all to his feet, but Bane picks him up. SMALL PACKAGE from Misery!
*1...2...HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
Dan: Not so quick Sarah, Bane managed to get out right before the two count! And he's really steamed now. The entire arena seems to be on his case.
Sarah: But Misery seems to make his way to his feet for the first time in what seems like ages! He's coming in with a drop kick, and he sends the big man reeling!
Dan: He floors Bane with another one! He springboards off the ropes with a splash on to the man! Tell me another man his age who can do that, with the same swiftness and I'll buy you a house!
Sarah: He covers!
*1...2..NO!
Sarah: That's two consecutive close ones! He's gotta be able to put him away next time!
Dan: Misery is going for what appears to be a reverse DDT and he drops him! Now he picks him up and hits him with a normal DDT! He's pulling out every move in his arsenal! He putting on the Miser's Grasp this is it!
Sarah: He's got his neck back all the way! This has to be it! But Bane isn't giving up! I swear everyone here in the Pond of Anaheim must be on their feet!
Dan: Bane can't make it to any of the ropes! His nose is starting to bleed from the pressure applied and Misery is just looking to put on more pressure!
Sarah: What?!? Misery drops the hold?!? I guess he thinks he wasn't going to be able to put him away, but what's he going to end this with?
Dan: There was no way Bane was going to submit unless he was knocked cold. Misery is hooking up his feet in what appears to be another Texas Cloverleaf, but he isn't crossing over Bane's body. What's he going to do from this position?
Sarah: He catapults Bane into the corner! And now Misery is sprinting to the top rope! He points to the lights, crosses his heart, and jumps up with a shooting star press on to Bane, but Bane rolls out of the way!
Dan: Oh no! Misery landed right on his head. He's not evening showing a sign of breathing! Bane looks over to him and then looks around in a bewildered glance.
Sarah: Oh my! This can't be! He can't be.. there's no way...
Dan: Bane is inching towards him, he taps him with him foot and there is no movement. I think we need an M.E.T. unit out here right now. Forget the match!
Sarah: Wait a second, I can see him blinking! Thank God!
Dan: But Bane isn't taking any more pity on him now that he sees he's back up! He setting him up for the Punisher, a top rope Piledriver!
Sarah: But with Misery's neck after that shooting star press he missed, this could be it... forever...
Dan: Bane has got him up in the top row now. And he points to the lights mocking Misery. He lifts him up and MISERY COUNTERS!
Sarah: TOP ROPE POWER BOMB! Where did he get that from? This is astonishing! He must have been playing possum!
Dan: I don't think he was, cause he's down on the mat with Bane two, and he still appears to be really shaken...
Sarah: He's crawling over to Bane and he puts his arm over him!
*1...2...3
Dan: It's Over! This crowd is exploding! Twilight jumps into the ring with the Charm to check on Misery! Here comes the M.E.T. units to help both men! This is amazing!
Sarah: Misery is getting to his feet with the support of Twilight! He lifts his Arm in the air! The volume level is at a complete maximum in here. I'm surprised it hasn't shattered any windows yet!
Dan: Aside from the commotion Bane slips out of the ring and pushes the M.E.T. units out of the way. He's got to be crazy, he needs that help!
Sarah: Misery is just staring at Bane as he walks down the aisle way, in turn Bane stares at him back for a second, and finally turns around and walks back to the locker room with a heavy limp.
Dan: Here comes Styx into the ring to congratulate Misery. And ladies and gentlemen I'm afraid we'll have to call it a night. Let me say it was a true honor in commentating to all of you over these cards.
Sarah: And might I add that bringing this event tonight to you out there, was one of the greatest feelings in my life! From Anaheim, California, as Misery himself would say, 'night.
(The feed fades out with the site of Misery with his arm raised pointing towards the lights. Then it stream into a video feed. Shots of Chaos and War in the steel cage, Chameleon giving Apocalypse the Superior Suplex, Twilight getting him with a power bomb from Styx, The Man and Ambassador exchanging chops, and final fading out on Misery hitting Bane with a top-rope power bomb...and then final a shot of Misery's eyes in his time of glory and victory)