Hello, this page is dedicated to all the people who visit my webpage.  There are so many problems in society and I believe that it is time that we figure out what those problems are.  We are dealt with many issues in society.  Here are my life lessons!!  Engoy!!

1. If you are having sexual relations with a girl half your age while you are married, make sure all the evidence is destroyed before you lie under oath.

2. If you have marijuana in your mouth and claim you did not inhale, people dont tend to believe you.

3. Some people do anything, and I MEAN ANYTHING to be a white house intern.

4. It's okay to be gay......no its not

5. The only way illegal people get rich is when they follow in the footsteps of Ricky Martin.

6. Girls don't get breast implants without wanting to do porn.

7. People usually lie when they claim they use marijuana for a medical use.

8. Old people like Bill Clinton do know a thing or two about foreplay.

9. Don't take a shower in an all boys school without a soap on a rope.

10. Sex with Cigars? .......Tallk to Clinton about this one.

11. The people who say "true beauty comes within" are usually ugly.

12. Sluts are like bowling balls, they get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and they still come back for more.

13. If a woman claims that her occupation deals with human relations, she is likely to be a prostitute.

14. If a beautiful stranger wants to marry you, she is likely to be a prostitute.
 

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