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THIS WEEK IN WRESTLING presents
THE SUMMIT OF E-WRESTLING 1993: THE ROYAL RUMBLE
[Cue music: "The Streets Of Philadelphia" by Bruce Springsteen. Cut to a
shot of Central Park at 4PM Tuesday -- 8" of snow has fallen. Cut to Drip
Allan Dry and Geroge DiCraig in the Summit Control Center.]
DiCraig: Hell, fans, and welcome to snow-covered New York City and Day Four
of the Summit Of E-wrestling. This was supposed to be Day Five, but
unfortunately, the Freebird/Von Erich Cup has been put on hold indefinitely
for reasons way beyond our control. But tonight, we have The Royal Rumble!
Forty men enter the ring two minutes at a time, and we keep going until one
man is left. This event will probably last well over an hour!
Dry: Yes, and we've got some of the legends of E-wrestling involved
tonight. We're going to see the return of UeWF great T'ien "Master" Lung,
among others. Plus we have last year's winner, The Graverobber, who is my
favorite to win it all again!
DiCraig: Well, we're about to go LIVE to the Spectrum in The City Of
Brotherly Love, Philadelphia, where Slim Moss, Fender Marshall, and Green
Jean Oktoberfest are standing by! Take it away, guys!
(Cut to an inside shot of the Philadelphia Spectrum. The camera pans over the
sell out crowd then to the announcers' booth where Green Jean Oktoberfest,
Slim Moss and Fender Marshall are standing by.)
Slim : Hello everyone and welcome to the Summit Royal Rumble! I'm Slim
Moss and joining me on commentary tonight will be the First Lady of Rumors,
Green Jean Oktoberfest and the Icon of the 90's, Fender Marshall.
Fender : You forgot e-Wrestling's Manager of the Year!
GJO : That's been the only thing you've been talking about since they gave
you that award.
Fender : Well, nobody deserved it more than me.
Slim : Excuse me, can we talk about the business at hand? Tonight's Royal
Rumble should be an action packed and it's all coming to you from the
City of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia, PA! A real hot bed of wrestling.
Fender : The only way this could be the City of Brotherly Love is if Brotherly
Love is an acronym for held up at gun point or pushing down old ladies and
stealing their bags!
GJO : Will you stop it! Philadelphia is a great place. A lot of enthusiastic
fans are here tonight.
Fender : Yeah, and they're all like Mitch Williams...LOSERS!
Slim : If you're done running down the city and it's fans, we should really
look over who is in this year's Royal Rumble. We've got 11 wrestlers from
the UeWF, 9 from the MBWF, 8 from the ESW, 6 from OWCH, 3 from the GCW,
1 from the ECWA and two....well, from where ever they darn well please I
guess.
GJO : Yes, the controversial pair known as "Ready 2 Rumble" are entered in
this year's event. They've yet to sign with a federation, but they've
made their presence felt in the UeWF.
Fender : Yeah, they cost Mosh the UeWF World Title. I hope the Grave Robber
bashes these two clowns upside their heads with his shovel!
Slim : The other controversy of this year's rumble is Eddie "Omega" Randolph
of OWCH. He's openly advertised that he is willing to sell his number
tonight. Summit officials have been keeping an eye on him, they don't want
to see any tampering with this years draw.
GJO : Well, after he drew his number, Randolph had a big smile on his face.
He's either made a load of money or drew a very good number. Rumor had
it the Unknown Soldier was going to buy his spot, but Randolph was only
offering his number to people in the Rumble.
Fender : That's a smart idea, you've got to be in it to win it. I guess now
is the time where we should pick a possible winner. Last year I called
Grave Robber as the winner, so I'll say either he'll win this one or maybe
Danny Holiday will pull it off.
Slim : I don't know, I think this sort of match favors the big men. The
MBWF's Ogre and Colossus are the two biggest men in this event.
GJO : And I'll say that this event will come down to a team effort. Even
though this event is every man for himself, there are a lot of groups in
here this year, TNT Enterprises, Mike Falkner's group and to an extent,
Johnny "LA" Gere's men as well. A bunch of men working as a unit might
pull this off.
Slim : Well, we've got Coward Pickle in the ring, let's go to him.
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, fans of e-wrestling, I welcome you to the
Summit ROYAL RUMBLE! (The crowd pops.) Tonight's event is an over the
top rope battle royal rules. Forty wrestlers have picked numbers at
random to determine what order they will enter this event. The match
starts with 2 men and every 2 minutes a new wrestler will enter the ring.
Fender : And unlike the WhiFF, we know how to keep time!
GJO : Play nice Fender.
Fender : Play nice, who do you think you are, Bobby Windsor?
Coward : The match will continue until all 40 men have entered the ring and
the match continues until only one man left in the ring. And now, let's
get ready to rumble! Introducing the man who drew the first entry in the
Royal Rumble.....he is a former GCW World Heavyweight Champion, at 290
pounds....Danny Holiday!
(the crowd boos as Holiday comes down to ringside and receives some last minute
advice from the Masked One, who returns to the locker room.)
Fender : I can't believe this! Last year, William's brother ended up with
number 1 and this year he ends up with it! There's obviously something
crooked going on with the guys giving out the numbers!
GJO : It's the luck of the draw and it looks like lady luck isn't on the
Holiday Brothers' side.
Coward : And the man who drew the second entry, representing the ESW,
weighing in at 255 pounds, "Manhunter" Mark Borne!
(Mixed reaction from the crowd, but mostly cheers.)
Slim : Ok, Borne slides into the ring and Holiday is right on top of him!
We're under way! Holiday with an elbow smash. He's using his using
his size advantage on Borne.
GJO : Borne is on his knees and Holiday is hitting him with forearms. But
Borne grabs Holiday by his tights and slingshots him over the ropes!
But Holiday hung on! A heads up move by Borne, but Holiday didn't get
caught napping.
Fender : Borne tries to suplex Holiday back in but Holiday lands on his feet
behind Borne and gives him an atomic drop! And another elbow smash!
Slim : Holiday goes for a big clothesline but Borne with a hip toss and
Holiday is on the apron again! Borne is using Holiday's momentum against
him, that's what you've got to do against these big guys!
Coward : Our next entrant, from the UeWF.....Jason Quasar! (Boos from the
crowd.)
GJO : Quasar had a change in attitude lately and more or less turned his back
on the fans. Quasar's coming down to the ring while Danny Holiday continues
the assault on Mark Borne. Quasar seems to be watching this from the
floor.
Fender : Holiday with an whip to the ropes, drop down by Holiday and Quasar
pulls down the ropes and Barginhunter just barely holds onto the ropes!
Quasar almost put somebody out and he hasn't even got in the ring yet!
Slim : Holiday comes over an nails Borne while he's on the apron and Quasar
gets in the ring. Quasar with a drop kick to Borne and he knocks him off
the apron! Since Borne didn't get back in the ring, he's gone!
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, "Manhunter" Mark Borne has been eliminated!
GJO : Quasar is being very aggressive as he goes after Holiday know. A
single leg take down and now he goes to work on the leg. Looks like he's
gonna wear down Holiday rather than just go right after him.
Coward : Our next entry...from the UeWF...."Sensei" Phil Wolf! (Cheers from
the crowd.)
Fender : This is the smallest guy in the Royal Rumble, he's gonna need more
than something from Hong Kong Book of Kung Fu to win this. Wolf gets down
to ringside and Quasar right on him. Quasar is aggressive tonight. Quasar
with a slam and then a fist drop to Wolf's head.
Slim : Quasar up to the ropes and hits Wolf with a double axe handle smash.
Quasar not giving Wolf a very warm welcome to this event. Quasar with
a kick to the stomach.
GJO : it looks as if Holiday is going to let these guys wear each other
out. And Wolf hits Quasar with a chop! And another! And a karate kick
from Wolf!
Fender : And Holiday decides to join in on the fun as hits Quasar from behind
with a shot from behind. Neckbreaker by Holiday on Quasar. I think being
so aggressive early on has made him a target.
Coward : Our next entry....from the UeWF....Deathmonger! (The crowd boos.)
Slim : Deathmonger is a big monster! He recently had his contract bought by
Matt D. Tall and now the big man hits the ring. He grabs Quasar and gives
him a backbreaker! Quasar is getting the short end of the stick in this
one.
GJO : I think Jason Quasar is running out of gas. Deathmonger picks him up
for a slam. He walks to the ropes and drops him out like he was nothing!
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, Jason Quasar has been eliminated!
Fender : As Slim said earlier, this type of match favors the powerhouses.
And Holiday has opened up on Wuss. Holiday with a body slam, he goes to
the ropes and goes for a big elbow drop! Nobody home.
Slim : His name is Wolf, not Wuss. Wolf with a kick up. He hits Deathmonger
with a nerve strike. He stunned the big man. Wolf off the ropes and he
hits Deathmonger with a big thrust kick that rocks the big man on the
ropes.
Coward : Our next entry...from the ESW....Andy "Go-Go" Genesse! (Crowd pops.)
GJO : Here comes the first of Mike Falkner's troops.
Fender : Wanna bet Falkner drew number 6 but stuck this sap with it?
GJO : Are trying to cause problems? Wolf is working on Deathmonger and
Holiday sneaks up behind him and gives him an atomic drop. Now he's
putting the boots the smaller man.
Fender : Well, Go-Go Dancer is in the ring and starts hitting Deathmonger
with some nice closed fists! Oh yeah, that's legal.
Slim : Like Holiday using the ropes to choke out Wolf is legal? But anything
goes in a Royal Rumble. Genesse with a knee to the stomach of Deathmonger.
Now he over to Holiday and picks him up and dumps him over the top rope!
Fender : He hit him when he wasn't looking!
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Holiday has been eliminated!
GJO : Like it really matters, you should have eyes in the back of your head
for an event like this. Genesse is playing to the crowd and Wolf hits him
with a back brain kick! There are no friends in this type of event.
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, our next entry....from the UeWF...Cannonball
Calhoun! (The crowd pops.)
Fender : Here he is, Meatball Calgoon. And I see he was playing with his
crayons again. In the ring, Wuss is working on Genesse Cream Ale. Another
Back brain kick by Wuss sends Go-Go Dancer over the ropes! Calgoon pulled
down the ropes as he was getting in the ring and that helped send Go-Go
Dancer out! Just like Calgoon, he can't even eliminate somebody right!
Slim : Will you cut it out! Calhoun goes to check and see if Genesse is ok.
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, Andy "Go-Go" Genesse has been eliminated.
Slim : It was an accident on Calhoun's part and in a display of good
sportsmanship, he's checking on Genesse, who seems to be ok. Meanwhile,
Deathmonger grabs Wolf and throws him out over the ropes! But Wolf caught
the top rope.
GJO : Deathmonger moves in and gets hit with a nerve strike. Wolf flips back
into the ring. He hits the ropes and hits Deathmonger with a leg lariat
that puts Deathmonger out onto the apron! What a move!
Fender : Well, Meatball finally decides to get in the ring. And Wuss opens
up on him with a series of chops to the chest. Yeah, that'll do a lot
of good, a 180 pound wuss slapping away at a steroid induced chest!
Coward : Our next entry....from the MBWF.....The Count! (the crowd boos)
Slim : Well, here comes the Count, he slides into the ring and gets a boot
right in the face from Deathmonger. Deathmonger picks him up and runs him
face first into the buckles!
GJO : Deathmonger with a punch, now he's holding The Count in the corner and
"Sensei" Phil Wolf comes in with a running elbow smash to the Count. Now
Wolf grabs the Count and tosses him over the ropes!
Fender : But Chocula lands on the apron. Simonsez goes back to chopping away
at Deathmonger. This guy needs a bazooka to hurt guys this big.
Slim : I disagree, the more times people get hit with those chops, the more
effective they get. The Count gets back in the ring and Deathmonger just
pushes Wolf away. Deathmonger with a fireman's carry move and he dumps
The Count over the top rope! He's gone!
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, the Count has been eliminated, our next
competitor...from the ESW....Ric D.C.! (Boos from the crowd.)
GJO : Now this should be interesting, two men managed by Matt D. Tall are
now in the ring, let's see how they fair against Calhoun and Wolf. And
it looks like they're gonna try to double team Calhoun. Deathmonger has
him in a full nelson, Ric with a chop, but Calhoun gets out of the way and
D.C. nails Deathmonger.
Fender : Well, they might be under the same management, but they haven't
really worked as a team before. Deathmonger and D.C. quickly confer and
now they go to work, Deathmonger attacks Meatball Calgoon and Ric D.C.
opens up on Simonsez Wuss. D.C. puts Wuss down with a clothesline!
Slim : Ric gets Deathmonger's attention, Deathmonger whips Calhoun, reversal!
And Ric D.C. just back dropped his ally out of the ring! Calhoun saved
himself and got rid of someone in the process!
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, Deathmonger has been eliminated!
GJO : And Wolf takes Calhoun down with a leg sweep and starts working on his
leg. Jason Quasar was trying this tactic when he was in there.
Coward : Our next entry.formerly of the UeWF....T'ien "The Master" Lung!
(The crowd pops.)
Fender : Mage's Freak show member Master Dung is on his way down to ringside.
Slim : That's Lung.
Fender : Wuss is working on Calgoon's leg. But Ric D.C. grabs him by hair
and tights and throws him out over the top rope! Simonsez is gone!
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, "Sensei" Phil Wolf has been eliminated.
Slim : Well, we almost had an interesting match up in Lung and Wolf, but
that's shot to hell. Cannonball Calhoun is now the man who can go for
P.L. Punisher's record time last year. But Ric D.C. isn't giving him
any rest. He kicks Cannonball in the knee and goes for a DDT.
GJO : But Cannonball backdrops out of it! I think he's made the big guy
mad. Calhoun with a knee lift! And another!
Fender : I guess that roid rage is kicking in! Calgoon sends D.C. for the
ride and catches him with a powerslam! That idiot must be trying to
pin him! What a moron!
Coward : Our next entry....from the MBWF....Sam Saint! (The crowd cheers)
Slim : Here comes Saint into the ring and he's going to work on D.C. now.
Saint with a forearm uppercut. And he follows it up with a vicious savatte
kick!
GJO : Saint with a hip toss on D.C.. Saint grabs D.C. and tosses him out!
No, D.C. lands on the apron. Saint moves in and gets a thumb to the eye
for his troubles.
Fender : Ric gets back in the ring. Dung is talking with Calgoon. The
Mage's Freak Show and DUD Enterprises are known allies. And D.C. nails
Dung in the back with a knee! And he now goes after Calgoon.
Slim : You've got to be alert in a match like this. Lung is getting up,
I think he thinks Saint hit him! Lung with an explosive kick to Saint's
jaw! And Lung with a leverage move that puts Saint out!
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, Sam Saint has been eliminated, our next
entry....from the MBWF....Colossus! (The crowd boos.)
GJO : Will you look at this monster! 7 feet 7 inches tall, 400 pounds, this
guy is huge! Calhoun with a forearm smash on Ric. Calhoun grabs D.C. and
sends him out over the top rope! But D.C. lands on the apron.
Fender : Here comes Colossus over the top rope and he goes right for Calgoon.
Colossus with a big scoop slam. Colossus goes for a big leg drop but
nobody's home!
Slim : Cannonball's up and he gives Colossus a stomp. Here comes Ric D.C.
and Calhoun stuns him with a head butt. D.C. seems on rubbery legs, Calhoun
hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline! D.C. drops down and Calhoun
nails Lung and knocks him out of the ring!
Coward : T'ien "The Master" Lung has been eliminated!
Fender : With a friend like Calgoon, who needs enemies!
GJO : Will you stop it! Heads up move by D.C. He's back on his feet and
he's pointing to his head like he's a genius. But Calhoun grabs him
and toss him out!
Coward : Ric D.C. has been eliminated, our next entry....."Battery" Bill James!
(Boos from the crowd.)
Fender : Well, here's half of Ready 2 Rumble. These guys have been causing
a lot of trouble lately, as far as I'm concerned, they're just a couple of
thugs who have no business in the sport!
GJO : A lot of people feel the same way about the guys you manage.
Fender : Well a lot of people are idiots then. James opens up on Calgoon.
He's going to work with rights and lefts, he's a real scientific wrestler.
GJO : Here comes Colossus! He grabs James and Calhoun and runs their heads
together! Colossus sends James to the ropes and sticks a big boot in his
face!
Slim : Colossus with a stomp on James. And he goes and nails Calhoun with a
double axe handle blow. And now he slaps on a big bear hug! He's
squeezing the life out of Cannonball.
Fender : But Calgoon's a veteran. He stomps on Colossus' foot a couple times
to get out of the hold. And now a kneelift!
Coward : Our next entry....from the GCW....The Vindicator (The crowd pops.)
GJO : This is good news for Calhoun, a fellow member of TNT Enterprises on the
way! But Cannonball has his hands full with Colossus. He tries to pick
the big man up! Nothing doing! Colossus clubs him down and tosses Calhoun
over the top rope! He's gone!
Coward : Cannonball Calhoun has been eliminated!
Slim : The Vindicator is on the top rope. He goes for a double axe handle
blow! But Colossus catches him in midair with a bear hug! And an inverted
atomic drop! Colossus takes Vindicator and tosses him over the ropes, but
he lands on the apron.
Fender : And now Billy James comes after Colossus. He's punching away, but
it doesn't seem to phase the big man. Colossus with a clubbing blow of his
own. He picks up James and tosses him over the ropes, but James lands on
the apron and rolls back in the ring.
GJO : But Vindicator meets him with an elbow drop. There's no love lost
between TNT Enterprises and those employed by the Powerhouse, even those
no longer employed by them.
Coward : Our next entry....from the MBWF....The Vampire! (the crowd boos.)
Fender : The Vampire's wardrobe by Mark Calloway's of Hollywood!
Slim : Will you stop it! Well, Vindicator is still working on James and the
Vampire gets on the apron. He grabs Vindicator and hits in with a big
forearm across the throat! Now he gets in the ring and tries to dump out
Vindicator! But Vindicator is still on the ropes!
Fender : Well, James gets in on the action and he hits the Vampire with a
shot from behind. And now he goes back to work on the Indicator. He
throws Indicator over the ropes but the Indicator has a hold of the ropes
again.
GJO : And James gets nailed with a big heart punch from The Vampire. I don't
think he liked that shot from behind. The Vampire picks up James and hits
him with a throat slam! And now he's choking the life out of him!
Slim : Well, there is no DQ in a Royal Rumble! And James with an eye rake
to break the hold. Vindicator has got in the ring and he's after Colossus.
How's this for a size mismatch! The Vindicator going to work with forearms
he's stunned the big man and he takes him down with a bulldog!
Coward : Our next entry.....from the UeWF....Grave Robber! (The crowd boos.)
Fender : Here comes last year's winner!
GJO : He's got a long way to go if he's gonna do it two years in a row!
Fender : If anybody can do it, GR can! Indicator goes for another bulldog
on Colossus, but Colossus gives him a big atomic drop! And Colossus sees
The Vampire and he hits him hit an axe handle.
GJO : And now Billy James joins him. Colossus and Billy James are laying
into the Vampire. Now Colossus is holding the Vampire and James comes off
the ropes and nails him with a big clothesline! The Vampire is gone!
Slim : No, he landed on the apron. He's getting back to his feet but he
gets a thumb to the eye from Grave Robber. Grave Robber snapmares the
Vampire back into the ring. And follows it up with a big knee drop!
Fender : And Colossus goes back to work on the Indicator. He throws him
into a corner and starts driving shoulders into his midsection!
Coward : Our next entry....from the MBWF....Crunch! (The crowd pops.)
GJO : We're reached the half hour mark and here comes Crunch. He's another
300 plus pounder. We've got some pretty big guys in there right now! I
understand that there is some bad blood between the Vampire and Crunch.
Fender : No pun intended, I'm sure.
GJO : "Battery" Billy James as started hammering away on Grave Robber. He
rams him into the corner buckles and goes to work on the midsection. But
Grave Robber nails him in the throat with a chop.
Fender : That's the way GR! Colossus has let up on the Indicator and GR
dives into the corner and crushes the Indicator with a big flying shoulder
tackle! Say goodbye! GR throws him out!
Slim : But the Vindicator landed on the apron. Meanwhile, Crunch has just
started laying into Billy James. He throws him to the ropes and hits him
with a drop kick! What a display of agility by the big man. Now he picks
up James over his shoulder and dumps him out! He's gone!
Coward : "Battery" Billy James has been eliminated!
GJO : But The Vindictor hasn't giving up. He jumps onto Colossus' back and
it looks like he's got a sleeper hold on him! This could wear down Colossus
who's been in there for a while. But Colossus backs into a corner and gets
out of the hold.
Coward : Our next entry.....from the ECWA.....Phantom Pain! (The crowd cheers.)
Fender : When did this nut get out? This lunatic has no business in a wrestling
ring! But it looks like Colossus has drawn a bead on Captain Crunch. He
slaps on a bear hug. Crunch is fighting it and breaks out of the hold.
Slim : And Grave Robber opens up Colossus now. He's the biggest thing in the
ring and has become a popular target. Grave Robber with a chop to the
throat and now he's choking Colossus out on the ropes. But Colossus gets
away with a rake to the eyes.
GJO : But Phantom Pain has just been working over the Vampire since he slid
in the ring. He's hit him with a load of martial arts combos. A double
fist strike. He seems to have stunned the big man. Phantom Pain with a
back brain kick that knocks the Vampire out of the ring!
Coward : The Vampire has been eliminated!
Fender : I'm surprised someone as small as Fairy Pain was able to eliminate
someone as big as the Vampire. Back in the ring, Colossus and the Indicator
are at it again. If I didn't know any better, I'd say these guys had a
feud going on.
Coward : Our next entry.....from the MBWF....The Protector! (The crowd cheers.)
Slim : Well, here comes the second member from Falkner's stable. While he's
coming down to ringside Crunch has started working on Grave Robber! Crunch
with lefts and rights! He picks up the Grave Robber and it looks like he's
gonna slam him out to the floor!
GJO : Nope, Grave Robber's got a hold of the ropes and he lands on the apron.
And now Colossus has clubs Phantom Pain. He presses Phantom Pain over his
head and gives him a big press slam!
Fender : And GR has rolled back in the ring and he doesn't miss the chance
to work on Fairy Pain. GR's stepping on Fairy's throat and using the ropes
for a little more leverage.
Slim : Colossus has found a new target while Grave Robber works on Pain,
Colossus goes back to work on The Vindicator. Colossus with an axe handle
to the lower back. He sends Vindicator for a ride an catches him in a
bear hug!
Coward : Our next entry.....from the ESW....Harry "Head Hunter" Harris!
(Mostly cheers from the crowd.)
GJO : Harris is our 20th entry, we're at the half way mark! Phantom Pain has
been chopping away at Crunch. I think he's stunned the big guy! Thrust
kick to the stomach and Crunch is hurting. Phantom Pain goes for a flying
head scissors and throws Crunch out over the top rope!
Coward : Crunch has been eliminated!
Fender : Fairy Pain ain't letting up! He hits Beach Bum Harris with a nasty
kick as he gets in the ring! Pain takes him down with a leg sweep and now
he's look for someone else to beat on.
Slim : Well, there's no doubt that Phantom Pain loves his work. The Vindicator
got away from Colossus with an eye rake. But he went from the frying pan
into the fire as Grave Robber is right on him. Vindicator sent to the
ropes and gets hit with a flying shoulder tackle! High Impact moves by
The Grave Robber! He grabs The Vindicator and sends him out over the top
rope!
GJO : But the Vindicator lands on the apron. Grave Robber and The Protector
are chopping away on one another on the other side of the ring. The
Protector is getting the apron hand but Grave Robber with an eye gouge.
The Vindicator is back in the ring. He's charging the Grave Robber!
GR ducks down as The Vindicator goes for a drop kick and The Protector gets
knocked out of the ring!
Coward : The Protector has been eliminated! Our next entry....from the MBWF...
"Slimy" Jim Jefferson! (The crowd boos.)
Fender : GR is taking it to Beach Bum Harris. GR with a clothesline! And
as Harris gets up, GR puts him up in a torture rack! That'll take the
wind out of Harris' sails! But Harris with an eye rake gets out of the
hold!
Slim : And the Vindicator and Colossus are back at it. The Vindicator hit
Colossus with a shoulder tackle and stunned him! Fatigue must be setting
in for Colossus to get staggered by a shoulder tackle. And The Vindicator
puts him down with a running forearm smash!
GJO : Colossus is staggering to his feet, The Vindicator tries to clothesline
him out! But he gets kneed in the midsection. And Colossus gives The
Vindicator a piledriver! I think he might have put the Vindicator out!
Fender : But he's making a mistake by not throwing the Indicator out. Colossus
sees Grave Robber beating the snot out of Harris and he gives GR an atomic
drop!
Coward : Our next entry.....from OWCH...Tornado! (The crowd boos.)
Slim : Not exactly a popular guy, but Tornado is a dynamic wrestler. He's
bolting down to ringside and he's climbing up the buckles. And he hits a
moonsault on The Vindicator! How's that for an entrance!
GJO : Phantom Pain is working on Head Hunter Harris. Harris sent to the ropes
and he gets an elbow to the stomach from Phantom Pain. And Pain nails him
with a back fist strike. Phantom Pain puts him down with a super kick!
I think Harris is out! Pain grabs him and dumps him out!
Coward : Harry "Head Hunter" Harris has been eliminated!
Fender : And Tornado is still on the offense. He stunned Colossus with a drop
kick. Now he's on the buckles. Flying body press! But Colossus caught
him in mid air! Back breaker! He doesn't let him go! He dumps out
Tornado! But he lands on the apron.
Slim : Lucky for Tornado. Grave Robber and Phantom Pain are now going at it.
Pain has the upperhand! He slaps on his patented claw! And gets hit
with a low blow for his troubles! Grave Robber clotheslines down Pain.
Coward : Our next entry......from the MBWF....Ogre! (The crowd boos.)
GJO : Here comes another one of the big guys in the event, Ogre. He's over
that 400 pound mark. In the ring, The Vindicator must have gotten his
second wind because he's battling with Jim Jefferson. Jefferson gets
the Vindicator in a hammerlock, but Vindicator elbows him in the jaw and
nails him with a bulldog!
Fender : I don't know what's with the Indicator, but he's back in this match.
Indicator tackles Fairy Pain. Pain is still recovering from that low blow
by GR. Indicator picks up Fairy Pain and slams him out of the ring!
Coward : Phantom Pain has been eliminated!
Slim : And Ogre hits Tornado with a big belly to back suplex! Tornado is
dazed from that move. Ogre throws him over the top rope! But Tornado
is like a cat. He hooks the ropes and lands on his feet!
GJO : Tornado is a very agile wrestle. He runs down the apron and hits
The Vindicator with an Air Pillman style clothesline!
Coward : Our next entry.....from the ESW.....Monkey Spank! (The crowd boos.)
Fender : Spanky slides into the ring and goes right after Tornado. He hits
him with an elbow smash. And a spin kick!
Slim : Jim Jefferson is trying to throw Colossus out of the ring. As tired
as Colossus has to be, I don't think Jefferson can get him out. Jefferson
takes him down with a snap mare. And a knee drop!
GJO : The Grave Robber is choking the Vindicator in a corner. He tries to
whip him into the other corner, but it's reversed! And Vindicator hits
Grave Robber with a tackle! Vindicator climbs the buckles and starts
pounding on Grave Robber's head.
Fender : Monkey Spank and Tornado have been going back and forth on one
another. But Ogre just took them both down with a flying clothesline!
Ogre follows up with an elbow on Tornado.
Coward : Our next entry.....from the ESW....Fireball Forrester! (the crowd
pops.)
Slim : Fireball Forrester is on his way down to ringside! This is good for
The Vindicator, he now has a fellow member of TNT Enterprises in there with
him. Vindicator picks up Monkey Spank and throws him over the top rope.
GJO : But Monkey Spank lands on the apron. Forrester opens up on Jefferson.
Forrester with a drop kick that stuns the big man. Forrester with a side
russian leg sweep! That put Jefferson down. Forrester's waiting for him
to get up. Flying head scissors! Forrester tried to toss him out but
Jefferson grabbed onto the ropes and Fireball fell off! He's gone!
Coward : Fireball Forrester has been eliminated!
Fender : He's a 60 second man and he's one minute long! Wooooo!
Slim : Will you concentrate on the action in the ring!
Fender : Well, now that Fuzzball is gone, Tornado goes after his partner.
Tornado takes the Indicator down with a leg trip and goes for a scorpion
death lock! You can't eliminate somebody when he's on the ground.
Slim : And Tornado leaves himself open to a lot of attacks in that position.
And Ogre nails him in to back of the head. Now Ogre is running Tornado
into the corner and slams him. But the Vindicator is up. He gets a running
start and hits Ogre with a shoulder tackle in the corner.
Coward : Our next entry.....from OWCH....."Sexy Boy" Steve Johnson! (The
crowd boos.)
GJO : One of the newcomers from OWCH, boy is this guy full of himself! While
he comes down to ringside, Tornado goes after Colossus. This is a size
mismatch, but Tornado goes to the top rope and nails Colossus in the top
of the head with an elbow smash.
Fender : When he's on the ropes, they're about the same size. Grave Robber
is pounding away on Monkey Spank. GR picks him up and slams him. Grave
Robber with a fist drop on Spanky.
Slim : The Vindicator has really come alive as of late. He's nailing Jim
Jefferson with forearm uppercuts. Vindicator with a knee lift. Now he
picks up Jefferson in a slam position and dumps him out over the top rope!
Coward : "Slimy" Jim Jefferson has been eliminated!
GJO : The Vindicator showing he's still very much alive in this match. And
Ogre has moved in on Colossus. The two biggest men in the match are going
up it. Ogre with a headbutt. And now he picks up Colossus and slams him!
What a display of power!
Coward : Our next entry....from the GCW....."Bullet" Bobby Dean! (The crowd
cheers.)
Fender : Well, I don't know who this guy is, but The Indicator and Colossus
are at it again. Indicator tries to pick Colossus for a slam. He's got
him on the ropes and almost has him out, but Colossus clubs him off.
Slim : Here comes Ogre. He nails The Vindicator and nails Colossus too!
Ogre presses The Vindicator over his head and drops him over the top rope!
The Vindicator was in there for a long time, but now he's gone!
Coward : The Vindicator has been eliminated.
GJO : Monkey Spank and Grave Robber are back at it. Monkey Spank with a heart
punch. That pushes the big man into a corner. Now Monkey Spank is using
a lot martial arts strikes on Grave Robber. He grabs his legs and tries
to put him out. Grave Robber with an eye rake.
Fender : That's why he won last year. And Bozo Bobby Dean with a running
clothesline into the corner! What a cheap shot! Dean is trying to throw
Grave Robber out, but there's no way he can do it!
Slim : Grave Robber's gone!
Coward : Grave Robber has been eliminated, our next entry....from the MBWF...
Chainsaw! (The crowd cheers.)
Fender : Dean pulled his tights!
Slim : He did not, he wore him down and put him out!
Fender : That was a cheap way to throw him out if I ever saw one. Despite
that miscarriage of justice, Colossus has opened up on "Sexy Boy" Steve.
There's a huge size difference and Colossus gives him a big slam.
Slim : And Chainsaw slides in the ring in time to catch an elbow the jaw
by Colossus. Colossus locks in a bear hug on him.
GJO : Ogre's still in there hitting anything that comes near him, now he's
after Monkey Spank. He throws Monkey Spank to the ropes and hits him
with a big powerslam. Ogre picks him up and tosses Monkey Spank out.
Fender : But Spanky landed on the apron. Tornado hits Ogre with a flying
forearm but that doesn't phase Ogre. Ogre throws Tornado to the ropes
and Monkey Spank pulls them down.
Coward : Our next entry....."Monkeywrench" Dave Kunze! (the crowd boos.)
Slim : I think Tornado took exception to that move and he nails Monkey Spank!
Monkey Spank hits the apron and rolls back in the ring. Here comes Ogre
and he hits Tornado in the midsection with a shoulder tackle knocking him
off the apron! Tornado is gone!
Coward : Ladies and gentlemen, Tornado has been eliminated!
GJO : Monkey Spank gets up and gets hit with a heart punch by Chainsaw!
That's a move Monkey Spank uses to put away people! Chainsaw with a
running clothesline that sends Monkey Spank over the top rope!
Coward : Monkey Spank has been eliminated!
Fender : They're dropping like flies now. Colossus with a double ax handle
to the back of Steve Johnson. Colossus rams him into the buckles and now
goes back to hammering on Johnson's back.
Slim : Ogre grabs Colossus and goes for a big right, but Colossus ducks it
some how and hits Ogre with an atomic drop. Now he's trying to lift him!
Colossus has him on the ropes and almost has him out, but it looks like
he's too tired to lift him up!
Coward : Our next entry......from OWCH...."The Unbelievable" Truth Williams
(The crowd cheers.)
GJO : Here comes one of Gere's men, Truth Williams, I'm sure he's got a score
to settle with Mr. Kunze. In the ring, Ogre with a clubbing blow to
Colossus. Steve Johnson charges for a clothesline...But Colossus back
drops him out of the ring!
Coward : "Sexy Boy" Steve Johnson has been eliminated!
Fender : I don't believe he's still going in there. And now Colossus runs
over Bozo Bobby with a massive clothesline. Now he's putting the boots
to him.
Slim : Kunze goes for a hip toss on Ogre, nothing doing! Kunze tries again
but Ogre gives him a shot to the ribs sand gives him a body slam. Kunze
wisely rolls away from Ogre and takes a quick breather in the corner.
GJO : He must have been looking for a target because he nails Colossus from
behind. Now Kunze is going to work on the arm of Colossus, he's got him
in a hammerlock and is really working him over.
Coward : Our next entry....from the UeWF....Steve Diamond! (Mixed reaction
from the crowd.)
Fender : Well, here comes Mr. Schitzo. This guy changes his mind so much,
I wonder if he's controlled by one of those TV zappers! Colossus finally
got out of that hammerlock and he's nursing that arm. And he gets hit
with a big running clothesline by Bozo Bobby Dean! He knocked him out!
Coward : Colossus has been eliminated!
Slim : I didn't see any tights pulled on that one. Colossus gone after 38
minutes and 30 seconds, it's not the record but I don't think anyone else
is gonna top that today! Monkeywrench with a clothesline on Truth
Williams! Kunze picks him up and throws him out! Truth Williams is gone!
Coward : "The Unbelievable" Truth Williams has been eliminated!
Fender : Believable!
GJO : Cut it out! Kunze doesn't stop there. Kunze and Dean lock up. Kunze
with a big left. Arm drag by Kunze. He goes for an elbow drop on Dean,
but Dean is out of the way.
Fender : Bozo sees Ogre with his back to him and he hits him with a drop kick!
Typical backstabbing move! But Ogre just gets pushed into the corner.
Bozo Bobby with a knee to the guts of Ogre. Now he goes for a piledriver!
No way he's getting Ogre up.
Coward : Our next entry.....from the ESW....Sonic Boom! (the crowd cheers.)
Slim : Dean might not be able to take out Ogre, but now he's getting help!
Chainsaw comes in and stuns Ogre with a heart punch! Chainsaw tried to
put Ogre out, but he can't do it. Now Dean and Chainsaw send Ogre to the
ropes but they get knocked down by a big double tackle!
GJO : Ogre grabs Dave Kunze and gives him an atomic drop! Kunze still on his
feet, not for long, a clothesline by Ogre! He goes for a big splash but
Kunze is out of the way!
Fender : And Bozo and Jigsaw go back to work on Ogre. Dean pins his arms back
and Jigsaw goes to the ropes, Ogre out of the way and Jigsaw clotheslines
Bozo Bobby out of the ring! Ha ha! What an idiot!
Coward : "Bullet" Bobby Dean has been eliminated!
Slim : On the other side of the ring, Kunze opens up on Sonic Boom. Kunze
with a scoop and he hits Sonic with a shoulder breaker. Kunze starts
stomping away at the shoulder now.
Coward : Our next entry....from OWCH....Blue Steele! (The crowd pops.)
GJO : Here comes TNT Enterprises' last hope to win it for Ace. Kunze sees
Ogre and he lets go of Sonic and nails Ogre with a big right. And an
elbow smash. Kunze grabs Ogre and throws him over the ropes! And Ogre
is gone!
Coward : Ogre has been eliminated!
Fender : And here comes Clueless Steele, he slides in the ring and picks up
Sonic Boob. But Sonic with a martial arts kick and he goes for a flying
head scissors. Clueless goes over the ropes! He's gone! No, the big
idiot just barely holds on.
Slim : Steele almost out of there. Sonic is trying to knock him off the
apron. If Steele hits the floor, he's still gone. But Steve Diamond with
a round house kick and Sonic Boom goes over and out!
Coward : Sonic Boom has been eliminated.
GJO : Blue Steele gets back in the ring and goes after Chainsaw. Steele picks
up Chainsaw like he was nothing and presses him over his head! And a
big slam!
Coward : Our next entry....from the UeWF...."Juggernaut" Mike Titan! (The
crowd cheers.)
Fender : It's like an idiot convention in there, Clueless Steele, Steve
Zarconium and now Jughead Titan. And Zarconium hits Steele with a drop
kick. Now he tries to pick him up for a powerslam. Not gonna happen.
Steele pushes him off.
Slim : And Titan grabs Diamond and throws him away like he was a rag doll!
He's not helping out Steele, there's no love lost between TNT Enterprises
and Unstoppable Force! They're not exactly exchanging pleasantries in
there.
GJO : They shove each other, Steele hits the ropes and tackles Titan, Titan
doesn't move. Titan goes and tackles Steele and he doesn't budge! Now
both go to the ropes, Steele ducks a clothesline and hits Steve Diamond
with a clothesline that sends him out!
Coward : Steve Diamond has been eliminated!
Fender : Titan ran into his old pal Kunze and they are hitting each other.
And Clueless Steele charges them both for a clothesline, Jughead ducked
but Kunze got nailed. Kunze landed on the apron.
Coward : Our next entry....from OWCH...Mike Falkner! (Mostly cheers from the
crowd as Falkner comes down, but a bunch of fans have signs that spell out
"GIBSON SUX!")
Fender : I love my fan club!
Slim : Steele is just rabid in there! He grabs a hold of Chainsaw and presses
him over his head! And he drops him out over the top rope!
Coward : Chainsaw has been eliminated!
GJO : Falkner slides into the ring and he gets met by a boot to the head from
Steele! Steele picks up Falkner and slams him to the canvas! Now Steele
looks for a new target. Mike looks stunned, but he's got to know, there
are no friends in a match like this.
Fender : While Michelle is crying about getting hit, Jughead looks like he's
going to go to work. He picks up Falkner and gets a fist to the jaw.
That's good scientific wrestling by Michelle. Jeez, doesn't this guy
know any wrestling holds? And now he goes for a clothesline on Jughead.
Slim : Titan doesn't move and he just shoves Falkner away. And gets nailed
with a big clothesline from Steele! That knocked him down! Steele with
a big elbow drop on Titan!
Coward : Our next entry....from the ESW...."Irish Whip" Rick O'Malley! (cheers
from the crowd.)
GJO : O'Malley is ESW Champion several times over, it should be interesting
to see what he can do in there. Meanwhile, Falkner now has Titan in a
corner and he working him over with kicks to the midsection. Titan is
the biggest man in there right now and is under a lot of fire.
Fender : You ain't kidding! Lucky Charms is in the ring, he grabs Titan and
takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Now he's going for his
Banshee Deathlock! That's idiot! There are no submissions in a Royal
Rumble!
Slim : Titan's still got his senses and he kicks O'Malley off. He gets up
and he goes right after Blue Steele! It's obvious there is still a lot
of unsettled business between the Diamond and Gere camps. Titan throws
Steele to the ropes and catches him in a bear hug!
GJO : But Steele is not slouch in the power department. And ear clap by
Steele and another! Now he puts on a bear hug of his own! And Titan
breaks out with a headbutt.
Coward : Our next entry....from the UeWF.....Gentleman Jim Nice! (The crowd
pops.)
Fender : Well, here comes Nice, a guy who should wise up and figure out when
guys like Power and Gere are screwing him over!
Slim : Will you give that up!
Fender : No, I hate to see somebody like Nice get screwed over by cowards like
the Powderpuffs! Clueless Steele has Michelle Falkner up in the corner and
is trying to put him out over the top. He almost has him but Michelle is
holding on for dear life.
Slim : And now Nice and O'Malley lock up! Two great champions are going at it!
Nice with an armdrag. And a drop kick! He's got O'Malley on the ropes and
he charges for a flying clothesline! Both men land on the apron! Nice
slides right back in the ring.
GJO : And Falkner has turned the tide on Steele. He's got Steele's legs and
is having a hell of a time trying to get him over the ropes. Steele kicks
him off.
Fender : And now Nice is after Jughead! Nice hits him with a series of chops.
Nice with a whip and he follows him and nails Jughead with a drop kick that
puts him up and over! But Titan lands on the apron.
Coward : Our next entry....from OWCH.....Eddie "Omega" Randolph! (the crowd
boos.)
Slim : I guess we know why Randolph was smiling earlier! He could have made
big money on that number, but now he's got a great shot at winning this
whole thing! Only two men are left in the back. And in the ring Dave
Kunze hits Falkner with a sucker punch! He grabs Falkner and throws him
out!
Coward : Mike Falkner has been eliminated!
GJO : Kunze's been laying low for a while, I think people forgot he was in
the ring! I guess he got his second wind. Randolph comes into the ring
and Blue Steele is on him. Steele hits him with a suplex! Now he's going
to toss him out.
Fender : But Randolph stops him with an eye rake. Here comes Kunze and
Randolph holds back Steele arms as Kunze goes to work on his stomach with
punches.
Slim : Kunze is making his presence felt. O'Malley has his back to him, big
mistake! Kunze with a roundhouse right! Irish Whip is stunned and Kunze
dumps him out with a fireman's carry!
Coward : "Irish Whip" Rick O'Malley has been eliminated! Our next entry....
from the UeWF....The Honor Guard! (The crowd cheers.)
GJO : And now Jim Nice jumps right on Kunze! There's a lot of bad blood
between these guys too! Nice is like a house of fire wailing away with
chops, but Kunze nails him with a knee to the midsection! And another.
Nice is gasping for air and Kunze throws him out.
Fender : But Nice has a hold of the ropes and pulls himself back onto the
apron. But Kunze hits the ropes and nails Nice in the back of the head
with a running forearm and Nice hits the railing and the floor!
Coward : Gentleman Jim Nice has been eliminated!
Slim : Nice took quite a shot out there. He's still dazed, meanwhile Titan
and Steele are back at it. Titan is trying to put Steele out over the
ropes, but Steele hits him with a few punches to get out of it.
GJO : Honor Guard sees that Steele is in trouble he goes for a clothesline,
but Steele ducks down and Honor Guard goes out but hangs onto the ropes.
Coward : Our final entry.....from the UeWF...."Golden Boy" Steve Angel!
(The crowd cheers.)
Fender : This is it, nobody else is left one of these guys are gonna be the
Royal Rumble winner. Randolph goes for a roundhouse kick on the Horror
Yard on the apron, but Horror ducks it and nails Omega with a shoulder to
the midsection. And he grabs him and throws him out!
Coward : Eddie "Omega" Randolph has been eliminated!
Slim : Now only five are left! Steele grabs Kunze by the throat and hits him
with a choke hold slam! Steele grabs Kunze and tries to throw him out
but Kunze lands on the apron!
GJO : The Honor Guard is locked up with Titan. Honor Guard with running
clothesline that floors the big man. Honor Guard picks up Titan and goes
for a slam. He's got him up! And he eliminates him!
Coward : "Juggernaut" Mike Titan has been eliminated!
Fender : And then there were four. Steve Angel locks up with The Honor Guard
and takes him down with a hip toss and follows with an elbow. Angel is
really small, he's got to use his speed.
Slim : And here comes Kunze. He picks up Honor Guard and goes right to work
on his arm. Kunze with an arm wringer and an elbow smash. He could be
softening him up for the Fujiwara Armbar. Kunze with a hammerlock but
Honor Guard breaks it with an elbow to the jaw.
GJO : Honor Guard locks up with Blue Steele. Honor Guard sends Steele to the
ropes and catches him with a powerslam! And Kunze hits Honor Guard with
a kick and he nails Steele with a knee drop.
Fender : Kunze works over Clueless. But Clueless hits him with a big right.
Clueless grabs Kunze and rams Horror Yard and Kunze's heads together.
Clueless with a slam on Horror Yard.
Slim : And now he grabs hold of Steve Angel. Angel gets pressed over Steele's
head and dropped over the ropes! But he hangs onto the ropes! He was
very lucky, he was almost gone!
GJO : Angel hops back into the ring and gets behind Kunze. Angel with an
atomic drop! And he hits him with a back suplex! Angel with a drop kick
to the Honor Guard. Angel goes for another but misses. And Honor Guard
waits for him to get up and nails him with a clothesline.
Fender : Horror Yard is now waiting for Kunze to get up and he sends him to
the ropes and catches him with a kick to the stomach. And a piledriver!
Kunze is out, Horror Yard picks up Kunze and throws him out.
Coward : "Monkeywrench" Dave Kunze has been eliminated.
Slim : That leaves three! Blue Steele gets behind Honor Guard and is trying
to hang on. Honor Guard with an elbow smash. Honor Guard sees Steve Angel
getting up and charges and nails him with a huge running clothesline!
GJO : And Steve Angel is over the ropes and hanging on for all he's worth.
And Angel musters up enough strength to get on the apron. Steele and
Honor Guard are sizing each other up and Angel gets in the ring and
jumps on Steele's back. He's going for the Golden Dream!
Fender : But Clueless back full speed into a corner to break the hold.
Clueless stumbles out of the corner and Horror Yard charges in and nails
Angel with a running clothesline! Angel's lucky he still has a head!
Horror Yard picks up Angel and dumps him out over the top rope.
Coward : "Golden Boy" Steve Angel has been eliminated!
Slim : And now there are two! Steele locks right up with the Honor Guard in
the corner. Honor Guard was a bit out of position from eliminating Angel
so he's a bit off balance. Steele has him by the leg and has him teetering
over the top rope. Honor Guard has his hand on the apron trying to hold
on. But Steele pushes him a little more and Honor Guard falls out to the
floor!
Coward : Ladies and gentleman, the winner of the Royal Rumble.......
BLUUUUUUE STEEEEEEEEELE! (The crowd pops big time.)
Slim : Blue Steele pulls out the victory here in the Royal Rumble!
Fender : Big deal! He got lucky, all the top competitors got low numbers, he
was in there with a bunch of Jerry's Kids!
GJO : And after the gloating you did last year Fender, I'm happy to say, I
told you one of TNT Enterprises would win.
Fender : Oh, sorry Carnac, you only picked 10 people to win the damn thing!
Slim : Steele's celebrating in the ring, I wonder where Ace is. Hey, what's
this? Bwana the Great White Hunter is coming down to ringside and is
taking the mic.
Bwana : Hey, Steele! There's only one winner here tonight....and it AIN'T
you!
GJO : How's that for a sore loser, his man got eliminated fair and square!
Steele is yelling something back at him. Hey, who just jumped out of
the crowd? It's Grave Robber! He comes in and hits Steele from behind!
Fender : I think he wants to give him his bonus prize for winner the Rumble,
a week's stay in the hospital of the Unholy Alliance's choice!
Slim : This is disgusting! Grave Robber is putting the boots to Steele and
now Bwana pulls out GR's shovel from under the ring and slides in. It
looks like they're gonna really do a number on him now. Where is Ace
Diamond?
Fender : Wouldn't it be funny if the Unknown Assailant padlocked them in
their locker room?
GJO : That would be a typical set up move by those bunch of snakes! Bwana
and Grave Robber grab a hold of the shovel, they're trying to clothesline
Steele with it! He ducks!
Slim : Steele off the ropes and he takes both men down with a flying
clothesline! It's payback time! Steele picks up the shovel, he hits
Grave Robber in the stomach with the handle and now he wails him on the
back with the metal end!
Fender : Coward! Look at him using that weapon!
GJO : A weapon that Grave Robber was planning on using! And Steele kicks
Grave Robber out of the ring. Now he's pointing at Bwana and he
clotheslines him with the shovel!
Fender : This has to be stopped! Beating on a manager, some winner he is!
I'm going to get help! (Fender leaves.)
Slim : Hey! Where are you going! Steele picks up Bwana by the throat and
slams him down to the canvas! Bwana is deep trouble. Steele rolls him
out to the floor, what is he going to do to him?
GJO : He's pointing to the railing! Steele presses Bwana over his head! And
he drops him throat first across the railing! I don't think we'll be
seeing Bwana for a while!
Slim : And here comes somebody from the back! It's Holiday, The Unknown
Assailant, Rasta Batu and Billy Wilson! It looks like they're coming
for Steele! But here comes TNT Enterprises! I guess they got out of the
locker room! We've got a stand off here! Here come the doctors to check
on Bwana and Grave Robber. Now a whole flood of officials and security are
at ringside to maintain order.
GJO : Well, this is a very chaotic end to a very chaotic event. I hope we can
give you guys an update sometime soon. So till then, this is Green Jean
Oktoberfest for Slim Moss and Fender Marshall saying so long!
(Fade out back to the Summit Control Center.)
DiCraig: WOW! What a match, and what a finish! Hats off to Blue Steele!
Dry: He did extremely well here, and perhaps he'll do just as well in the
OWCH when it returns.
DiCraig: That's all the time we have for today. Join us tomorrow for the
grand finale -- The Slick Ric Tournament! So long, everyone!
[Fade out.]
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Here is a summary of how everyone entered and exited for this years event :
# In Name Time In : Time out : # out # elim Eliminated by
---- ---- --------- ---------- ----- ------- -------------
1. Danny Holiday 00:00 09:30 3 0 Andy "Go-Go" Genesse
2. Mark Borne 00:00 03:30 1 0 Jason Quasar
3. Jason Quasar 02:00 07:00 2 1 Deathmonger
4. Sensei Phil Wolf 04:00 16:30 7 0 Ric D.C.
5. Deathmonger 06:00 15:30 6 2 Ric D.C.
6. Andy Genesse 08:00 10:30 4 1 Cannonball Calhoun
7. C. Calhoun 10:00 24:30 11 3 Colossus
8. The Count 12:00 14:00 5 0 Deathmonger
9. Ric D.C. 14:00 22:00 10 2 Cannonball Calhoun
10. T'ien Lung 16:00 21:30 9 1 Cannonball Calhoun
11. Sam Saint 18:00 20:00 8 0 T'ien The Master Lung
12. Colossus 20:00 58:30 25 2 "Bullet" Bobby Dean
13. Billy James 22:00 31:30 12 0 Crunch
14. The Vindicator 24:00 51:00 20 3 Ogre
15. The Vampire 26:00 33:30 13 0 Phantom Pain
16. Grave Robber 28:00 52:00 21 0 "Bullet" Bobby Dean
17. Crunch 30:00 36:30 14 1 Phantom Pain
18. Phantom Pain 32:00 43:00 17 3 The Vindicator
19. The Protector 34:00 38:00 15 0 The Vindicator
20. Harry Harris 36:00 41:00 16 0 Phantom Pain
21. Jim Jefferson 38:00 49:30 19 1 The Vindicator
22. Tornado 40:00 54:30 22 0 Ogre
23. Ogre 42:00 62:30 28 2 Dave Kunze
24. Monkey Spank 44:00 55:00 23 0 Chainsaw
25. F. Forrester 46:00 47:00 18 0 "Slimy" Jim Jefferson
26. Steve Johnson 48:00 56:30 24 0 Colossus
27. Bullet Bobby Dean 50:00 61:30 27 2 Chainsaw
28. Chainsaw 52:00 66:30 31 2 Blue Steele
29. Dave Kunze 54:00 82:30 37 5 Honor Guard
30. Truth Williams 56:00 59:00 26 0 Dave Kunze
31. Steve Diamond 58:00 65:30 30 1 Blue Steele
32. Sonic Boom 60:00 63:30 29 0 Steve Diamond
33. Blue Steele 62:00 --:-- -- 3 -------------
34. Mike Titan 64:00 77:30 36 0 Honor Guard
35. Mike Falkner 66:00 72:30 32 0 Dave Kunze
36. Rick O'Malley 68:00 74:00 33 0 Dave Kunze
37. Jim Nice 70:00 75:00 34 0 Dave Kunze
38. Eddie Randolph 72:00 76:30 35 0 Honor Guard
39. Honor Guard 74:00 85:00 39 4 Blue Steele
40. Steve Angel 76:00 84:30 38 0 Honor Guard
Stats :
Match Length : 85 minutes 00 seconds
Winner : Blue Steele
Most Eliminations : Five "Monkeywrench" Dave Kunze (Ogre, "The Unbelievable"
Truth Williams, Mike Falkner, "Irish Whip" Rick O'Malley, Gentleman Jim
Nice.)
Longest Time in Ring : Colossus (38 minutes 30 seconds)
Shortest Time in Ring : Fireball Forrester (1 minute 00 seconds)
[Courtesy of Ray Duffy.]
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