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 April 7, 2000 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume VI, Issue 14
  March 31, 2000
  I Can't Remember!

 I can’t remember anything from the game Friday.  I do remember singing along with Rich Storm’s new CD, “Friday Night Soundtrack.”  It is amazing how fast all of the Duffers learned the words to “The City of New Orleans”.  I sent out the following appeal for help on Wednesday and got some help:  “I started writing the newsletter and I can't remember anything that happened Friday. Who won?  Who scored?  Meaningful?”
The King’s reply:  “I can help. The King for the first time in his career scored a "Hat rick". He also skated the whole game and was looking to play another game.  Then He woke up.”

Doc’s reply:  “Who won? Blue (or maybe white)  Who scored? I got one for blues: Meaningful? It was to me.
Coughenour’s reply:  Uncle Bob scored on one of two breakaways.  Tattoo (formerly Gilbert) scored two tap in goals while sporting hisnew "unauthorized" Duffer Logo on his shoulder.  Miller lite scored at least one on Gary.  Stump  returned to the ice to play defense instead of referee.  Did Doc score?

   Danny beat Eddie early, but only once.  Beak took a pass from Thor, popped it into the air, then slapped it past Eddie for the meaningful win.  Wheezer checked Allen into the boards.  His feet were still pumping furiously as he hit the ice horizontally.  Non Hayward Duffers at Henrys saw a good clean fight near the door and promptly sang out Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!  The King made an executive decision to start planning a fully sanctioned Duffer trip to New Orleans for next season!  Count me in!

Sunday face
Saturday Face
Breakfast at the Nook!
Hey! Look at that 57!
No check means stick work.
Tweedy shoots, He Scores!

Harvey and Beak Dazzle Hayward Goalies

The Mayor of Hayward supplied us with 2 teen age goalies who were way to quick for their own good  One was heard complaining that Duffers were boring, Then Beak faked a slap shot and slid a slow wrist shot past him.  Ken blew a slap shot past him, while Tweedy blew one past the other goalie.  Harvey rolled a couple of shots past the White goalie and finished the night with 4 goals,  After Beak deflected two more past him, he said we were lucky.  Beak finished the night with 5 goals past the bored goalie.  Tweedy played 3 games on Saturday and 1 on Sunday.  His team lost the championship to the Hayward Muskies, when Mayor Duffy shut them out.
We had a great time in Hayward, but we lost the beer drinking contest.  We needed a few more drinkers to help us out.  We also lost the battle to stay under $200.  We needed 3 more guys to break even.  What did you learn in Catholic school?  When you are short of money, have a fund raiser.  We are planning a  Hayward Bowling fund raiser in June and a Hayward video sneak preview on April 14 at the Beak Deck.  Harvey’s dancing video will also be shown.  A fun Tax may be assessed if you have too much fun.  Beak’s wife is out of town that week end. 
If you are having trouble getting out for a road trip, get your lady signed up on Mrs. Beak’s bowling team.  It worked for Ken and Uncle Bob!
 
 

Graffiti Masterpiece. 
      “This gum tastes like rubber!”


Muzzy and Harvey were asleep by 11:00 PM.

Another Duffer MPG
Click on the links below to view a 5 second video
(Caution! there is locker room audio)

Locker Room
Smoking Locker Room
Smoking Locker Room 2
 

Cammi has 4 goals

 U.S. Women's National Team Blanks Russia, 15-0
At IIHF Women's World Championship. 
 MISSISSAUGA, Ont. (April 4, 2000) -- The 2000 United States Women's National Team downed Russia, 15-0, in 2000 International Ice Hockey Federation Women's World Championship action here Tuesday evening. All  but one skater on the U.S. roster registered a point in the runaway win.  Cammi had 2 goals and 1 assist.  Cammi also had 2 goals as  U.S. Women's National Team Defeated Germany, 16-1.
Beak and Wheezer are checking into a “Bed and Breakfast” in MISSISSAUGA, Ontario Saturday.  They will see the Semi final game on Saturday and the Gold Medal game on Sunday.

Visit Captain Hooks page
http://hometown.aol.com/splt2ndtow/splitsecondhomepage.html
Visit the page inspired by Dancing Harvey





If you didn't get your Jimmy Buffett tickets for Saturday, July 29, 2000, then you will have to go to the Thursday concert. July 27, 2000.  The Saturday concert sold out quickly. There are a number of Duffers that are going to the Thursday 7/27/00 Jimmy Buffett concert. Those tickets are on sale now.  If You have a ticket for Saturday, you can join us at Daughter  of Frank's Parrot head party on Saturday 7/29/00.   Son of Frank will have a bus at that party to take us to the concert.  You don't want to miss this one. 
Report by
Rich Storm

 

Get ready for the Duffer Music CD.  Here is a Karaoke site that you can visit and practice 2 of the songs. New York, New York and Margaritaville can be found there. Remember to substitute "your" for "the", and "legs" for "news" in New York, New York.  Margaritaville has all of the correct words, so no substitutions are necessary. 
That Karoke site can be found at: 
http://oocities.com/Broadway/3386/main2.html

Don Granato Does it Again!
Check out all of these accomplishments.

Peoria sweeps Dayton in Three! 
The first post season series ever between these two former affiliates begins tonight with game one of their best-of-5 Northern Conference Quarterfinal Series. Peoria finished the regular season atop the northern Conference with a record of 45-20-5, backing in to the top seed when Roanoke lost its' last 3 games. Dayton has lost its' last 4 games and hasn't won on the road since a February 22,  4-1 decision at Huntington. Game two of this series will be at Carver Arena on Wednesday, April 5 with games 3 and 4 moving to the Nutter Center near Dayton, Ohio. Game 3 is scheduled for Thursday, April 6 and Game 4, if necessary will be played on Tuesday, April 11. If a game 5 is needed the series moves back to Peoria with the game set for Wednesday, April 12. Dayton entered the ECHL in 1991 and has made the post season in each of its' 9 seasons. During that span, the Bombers have gone 10-24 in post season games, winning only one first round series. That win came in the 1994-95 playoffs when the Bombers eliminated Huntington, 3 games to 1. Dayton has lost 3 of their series in 3 game sweeps and has taken two to the full 5-game format.  The Rivermen had to feel good entering the last two weeks of the season, having just finished the franchises most successful road schedule, winning 23 of 35 games and facing 5 straight at home, including 3 games against cellar dwellars Wheeling and Toledo. After being stung by the Nailers for two straight losses at home Roanoke came into Carver Arena for a game to determine the Northern Conference's top seed. The Express would end the season with 3 road games after playing in Peoria. Roanoke left Peoria with a 3-point lead over the Rivermen and needed only a win to take the top seed. The Express would lose all 3 games while the Rivermen bounced back with consecutive wins over Toledo (6-4) and Dayton (4-1) to capture the Northern Conference for the 2nd time in 3 seasons. As the Rivermen enter the playoffs for their 4th straight season the team looks to improve on its' past two playoff series. The last time the Rivermen won the Northern Conference regular season they opened with Hampton Roads and got swept by a team that went on to win the Kelly Cup. Last year, Peoria opened with Toledo and after trouncing the Storm in game one, lost the next 3 straight to bow out in the first round for the second straight season. This season brings a new coach and a
different team to the post season. Peoria's post season mark is 8-9,
which includes 2 series the Rivermen swept and one in which the
Rivermen were swept. Peoria has yet to go the full 5 games in any
of its' 5 playoff series. The Rivermen playoff roster includes some
players currently with Worcester (AHL), Trevor Wasyluk, Cody
Rudkowsky, and Matt Smith. Didier Tremblay returned from
Worcester today and the others are expected soon. Left off the
roster was James Desmarais, who was reassigned to Worcester
following Friday's game vs. Toledo and Luke Gruden who was
placed on the 14-day Injured Reserve list following Saturday's game
with Dayton. Also back from the IR is Trevor Baker. The
Rivermen are led in scoring by Joe Rybar, with 17G/51A. Rybar led
the team in assists, also. Blaine Fitzpatrick leads the team in goals
scored with 31, and adds 32 assists for as the team's 2nd leading
scorer. Fitzpatrick led the team in PP goals (10) and game winning
scores (6). Duane Derksen won 30 games for Peoria, setting a new
team franchise mark for wins and had the league's 2nd highest total.
The Rivermen won 26 games against Northwest Division teams,
winning 7 games each against Toledo, Dayton and Huntington.
Against the Northeast Division, Peoria went 12-5-1, winning 6
games on the road. The Rivermen also took a 7-3-0 record against
the Southern Conference sweeping season series against Baton
Rouge, Mississippi, Arkansas and Birmingham. The only teams to
dominate Peoria this season were Johnstown, winning 3 of the 4
games against Peoria, and New Orleans, who swept the Rivermen,
2-0-0. Peoria ended the regular season with the most goals scored
in the first (94) and second periods (105) and average 3.90 a game,
the league's 6th highest total. The Rivermen allow the least shots on
net by the opposition, at 26.23, while taking the ECHL's 2nd most
shots on goal (35.94). Peoria dominated the season series with
Dayton taking 7 of the 10 games played, including the last 5 in the
series. At Carver Arena, Peoria has a 4-0-1 mark this season. 


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