Ralph Kiner Quotes

"It's like watching Mario Andretti park a car." - describing Phil Niekro's knuckleball

"On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday."

"The hall of fame ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of July."

"Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox."

"Kevin McReynolds stops at third and he scores."

"The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning."

"Solo homers usually come with no one on base."

"There's a lot of heredity in that family."

"If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave."

"Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame 5 years in a row."

"Now up to bat for the Mets is Gary Cooper."

"The reason the Mets have played so well at Shea this year is they have the best home record in baseball."

"Jose DeLeon on his career has 73 wins and 105 RBIs."

"Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame."

"Tony Gwynn was named player of the year for April."

"Hello, everybody. Welcome to Kiner's Corner. This is....uh. I'm...uh."

"All of his saves have come in relief appearances."