
Email me at: Chickenhairdo@hotmail.com
Or at: ErnieErvin@beer.com
Hi!...My name is Ernie Ervin and this is my Web-Page!...You may remember me from such places as: Billerica, MA, Saint Anselm College, Doug Shattuck's basement room, NMH Prep, and many local drinking establishments.

The Ernie Ervin Chat Room!

Click
here to view some pictures of me!
Click
here to view Ernie's "Believe it or not" picture page!
Click
here to review my most famous lies, tales, and delusions of
grandeur.
Click
here to view my "Top-Ten" list of things I like to do.
Click
here to get a glimpse of everything I deem as "the
best!"
Click
here to read about Ernie's: "True Action Adventures"
Click
here to take the "Ernie Ervin Quiz"
Click
here to play a game and win a prize!
Click here to challenge Ernie in a game of Blackjack!
Click here to play "The Billerica Slot Machine!"
Click
here to take the Ernie Ervin Survey!I'd like to thank Scott who helped me design and publish this masterpiece...(he's quite handsome and very smart...possibly a genius)...I'd also like to thank Billy (Assistant Consultant/Designer) who rounded-up many of these lovely pictures...
Tell me what you think of my page (not that I actually give a shit)...
E-Mail me at: chickenhairdo@hotmail.com
Come see the assault on Beaulac's shed!...This victory was the turning-point in the Beaulac-Tenant War and secured victory for the student allies!...(this pushed Beaulac over the proverbial edge)...
Please click on the landlord's bald spot to view the footage of the assault!

Please E-Mail Ernie with any question you have on any possible topic and Ernie will respond to your query in a timely manner.
What are you lookin' at?...punk!

![]()