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The Americans sign:
 Graham, Jeff        WR  Chargers     for  40 TPs
The Americans DL:
 Blake, Jeff         QB  Saints       for   0 TPs

The Gizards sign: 
 Leaf, Ryan          QB  Chargers     for 100 TPs 
 Thrash, James       WR  Redskins     for  50 TPs 
The Gizards Activate: 
 Huard, Brock        QB  Seahawks 
The Gizzards DL: 
 Alstott, Mike       RB  Buccaneers   for  15 TPs 
The Gizzards cut: 
 Chandler, Chris     QB  Falcons
 Jackson, Darrell    WR  Seahawks

 
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Week 13 Scores

McKamikaze Highlanders      128
Pigskin Pipsqueaks           62

With the division lead at stake, the Highlanders finally 
came through and more than doubled up on the Pips.  The 
Highlanders were led by Jamal Lewis with 35 points.  They 
also got 31 from Vinny and 22 more from the Baltimore 
defense.  Robert Smith's 25 points led the Pips.  The
Highlanders move up to 9-4, and the Pips slip to 8-5.

Missouri Manglers          139
Outlanders                 127

The Manglers upset the Outlanders and bring some parity 
back to the league.  The Manglers were led by Jeff George 
and his 40 points.  They also got 31 from Rod Smith (who 
knew he could run?) and 22 from the Denver defense.  The 
Outlanders were led by Daunte Culpepper with 32 points.  
They got 25 more from Eddie George and 20 from the Jets.  
The Manglers make a late charge to 8-5, and the Outlanders 
step back to 9-4.

West Texas Mustangs       114
American Looney            91

In a game trying to decide the best of the worst, the 
Mustangs beat the Loons by 23 this week.  The Mustangs 
charged out with 29 from Warrick Dunn and also got 25 
from Steve McNair.  Steve Beuerlein of the Loons led all
scorers with 39 points, but didn't get much help otherwise.
The Mustangs gallop to 4-9, and the Loons drop back to 5-8.

Dawgs                    141
Yukon Jacks               95

All Trent and no lineup make the Jacks a vulnerable team, 
as proved this week by the Dawgs.  Donovan McNabb ran his 
way to the front of the pack with 40 points.  Randy Moss 
gave thanks for another 32, and Corey Dillon ran for 
another 29.  Trent Green got a similar 40 for the Jacks, 
but only the Redskins could provide another 23 for the 
Jacks.  The Dawgs retain third place with a 7-6 record, 
and the Jacks fall to 5-8.

Mark's Mules            140
Butchers                 75

The Mules almost doubled up on the Butchers this week, 
winning by 65. Rich Gannon stood out for the Mules with 
47 points.  They also got 28 each from Michael Pittman 
and the Steelers' defense.  Gus Frerotte got 33 for the 
Butchers and 19 from Tiki Barber, but that was about it.  
The Mules move up to 4-9, and the Butchers slide back 
to 5-8.

Meek Boys               165
Bemee Gizzards           93

Lastly, but not leastly, the Meeks whipped up on the 
Gizzards to the tune of a 72-point win.  The Gizzards 
were hampered by their starting QB going down early and 
their best running back not playing.  Of course, I hadn't
realized he'd broken his arm either.  The Meeks got 44 
from Mike Anderson to lead all scorers.  They also got 35
from Peyton Manning, 34 from the Tampa defense, and 24 
more from Matt Stover.  The Gizzards put up 32 from the 
Raiders and 29 from Muhsin Muhammad last night.  The 
Meeks improve to a league best 10-3, and the Gizzards 
fall to 5-8.

Week 13 MVP: Rich Gannon