TEN WAYS TO PISS OFF A PAGAN


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TEN WAYS TO PISS OFF A PAGAN
  1. Ask them if they are satan worshippers.

  2. Be considerate, rearrange their Altar.

  3. Blow out their Altar candle if it is still daylight.

  4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.

  5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.

  6. Witness to them about the 'true religion'.

  7. Untie the knots in their cord.

  8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
  9. Play card games with their Tarot cards.

  10. Ask them if they are satan worshippers.


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