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In xian mythology, 666 may be the Number of the Beast, but did you know that ...
668
is the Neighbor of the Beast
(606)
is the Area Code of the Beast
1-800-666-HELL
is the Toll-Free Number of the Beast
666-6667
is the Wrong Number of the Beast
666....999
is the Quotation Mark of the Beast
2 x 4 x 666
is the Lumber of the Beast
666A
is the Tenant of the Beast
555
is the Number of the Wanna-beast
$665.95
is the Retail Price of the Beast
$699.25
is the Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95
is the Price of the Beast with all accessories and a replacement soul
$656.66
is the Walmart Price of the Beast
00666
is the Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666
is for Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. V/MC (no AmEx). Over 19 only please.
Route 666
is the Highway of the Beast
666 degrees F
is the Oven temperature for Roast Beast
666K
is the Retirement Plan of the Beast
6.66%
is the 5 year CD Interest Rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
i66686
is the CPU of the Beast
666i
is the BMW of the Beast
DSM666
is the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again?
is the Number of the Blonde Beast
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