by: Ali Katz
tune: jingle bells
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Dashing to the mall,
In a fleet of rented trucks,
A million hairless apes are out
To spend some plastic bucks.
It's christmas time again--
Or maybe World War III--
And to keep their spirits happy now,
They've got to kill a tree.
CHORUS
Oh, kill a tree, kill a tree, kill a tree for christ.
(Jolly old saint Nicholas, accept this sacrifice.)
Kill a tree, kill a tree, kill a tree for christ,
Not sure what we're doing, but it seems to work out nice.
We know we each deserve
A ton or two of crap,
But to keep the goodies coming now,
We've got to spill some sap,
And string electric lights,
And raise the ritual star,
And bribe our friends and families
To forget what jerks we are.
chorus
We always kill a tree.
That's always been enough,
For videos and GI Joes,
And all that kiddy stuff.
But Mommy wants a Harley,
And Daddy wants a boat;
That's probably gonna cost at least,
A chicken and a goat.
chorus
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