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The Perfect High Priestess' circles are always on time, and run exactly 20 minutes. She is deeply devoted to her tutelary goddess and god, but never belittles other people's gods, not even the Sacred Sky Bunny. She works from 6 a.m. until midnight, and is also sweeps up after circle and carries out the garbage.
The Perfect High Priestess excels in a demanding professional career, and donates all her time to community concerns. She came from humble origins and is always happy for a crust of bread, rind of cheese, or a place on your sofa while she is on lavish book tours for her publisher, HarperCollins. She has a big comfortable home which she always makes available to the community, and spends most of her time in study and personal work. She is quiet and unpretentious, she blends into the background, and her experience and power are apparent to anyone who meets her. She cares nothing for appearances, wears good clothes, drives a good car, buys and loans out good books, and donates candles, altar cloths and incense to the coven. She is 29 years old and has 40 years experience in a previous life. Above all, she is beautiful and of course she is female.
The Perfect High Priestess has a burning desire to work with novices, and she spends most of her time with an authentic traditional coven. Her coven, which upholds the old customs of secrecy, is known and respected on several continents. She can betrusted with any private confidence, and is a generous fount of knowledge, on procedures, people and the gossip of the craft dating back to when Gerald was just back from Burma. She smiles all the time with a straight face because she has a sense of humor that keeps her seriously dedicated to her craft. She always attends local coffee cauldrons, festivals and workshops, and is always by the phone to be handy when needed.
Unfortunately, the Perfect High Priestess is always in another city!
If your High Priestess does not measure up, simply send this notice to six other cities that are tired of their High Priestess, too.
Then bundle up your High Priestess and send her to the city at the top of your list. If everyone cooperates, in one week you will receive 1,643 High Priestesses. One of them should be perfect.
Have faith in this letter. Don't break the chain! One pagan community broke the chain and got its old High Priestess back in less than three months, along with Lance Spearshaft, a new lover she picked up in Vegas. Lance proceeded to beguile several women in community before running off with their BoS's, $827 in IOU's, and the coven Maiden. Don't let it happen to you!
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by: Rick Johnson 
PO Box 40451
Tucson, Az.
85717
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