by: by Walking Stick
Lyrical adaptation by Hare
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Tune: The Beverly Hillbillies by E. Scruggs
(Isis that is, Astarte, Cerridwen)
"Now y'all listen up, 'cause I'd hate to be a bitch,
When we have our shindigs t'aint none should wear a stitch.
Y'all will eat an' drink an' dance an' love, to show that you're free,
'Cause all acts of pleasure are sacred to me."
(Skyclad that is, Great Rite, Cakes an' Wine)
"If you wanna know my secrets, then look in your own hide,
'Cause if what you seek aint there, well, it won't be found outside.
The greatest Mysteries t'aint really dread nor dire,
I'm with you at the star, and at the end of desire."
(That's right, listen to your heart. Y'all will come back now, y'hear?)
YEEEE--HAWWWW, BLESSED BE Y'ALL!!!!
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