~ OFFICIAL ADULT RESIGNATION ~

I am hereby officially submitting
my resignation as an adult.

I have decided to leave behind
the complexities of the adult
world and only accept the
responsibilities of a
young child.

I want to return to a time
when life was simple.

When all I knew was the
alphabet, colors and numbers.

I want to go to a fast food
place and think it is a
Five Star Restaurant.

I want to play hide and seek
and make mud pies with friends.

I want to think candy is
better than money because
you can eat it.

I want to live in a time where
nothing can bother me because
I don't know what the adults
know and I don't care.

I want to think the world
is peaceful and everyone
is kind and honest.

I want to believe
anything is possible.

I don't want my life to
consist of more work than one
person can handle, depressing news
and how to survive more days in a
month than there is money in the bank.

I want to believe in the
Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and
the true meaning of Thanksgiving.

I want to believe in the power
of love, friendship, and having
snowball fights in the winter.

So, I am sending you my
check book, my car keys,
and my bills.

I am officially resigning as an adult.

If you want to discuss this further...

You will have to catch me first because...

"TAG! You're IT!"