Cat Proverbs

1) "Managing Senior Programmers is like herding cats." --Dave Platt
2) "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast" --Unknown
3) "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this" --Anonymous
4) "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow" --Jeff Valdez
5) "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats" -- English Proverb
6) "As every cat owner knows, NOBODY owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley
7) "One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway
8) "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly
9) "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -- Joseph Wood Krutch
10) "People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
11) "There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous
12) "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine
13) "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life; music & cats."--Albert Schweitzer
14) "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul
15) "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." --Unknown
16) "Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette
17) "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch
18) "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." -- Unknown