* Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
* Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
* Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
* Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
* When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
* Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
* On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
* Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
* When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
*Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
* Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
* Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
* Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
* Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
* Leave a box between the doors.
* Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
* Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
* Start a sing-along.
* When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
* Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
* Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
* If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
* While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.