You Might Be a Net Surfer If.....

* You surf the net with 5 browser windows open at the same time.
* You see an underlined sentences in the paper and have the urge to doubleclick on it.
* You have the curly 'e' logo tattooed on your forearm.
* You run a red light on the way to work and start looking for the back button.
* You don't have a bookmark list, you have a database.
* You programmed your own search engine.
* You are sleepwalking to your computer at night.
* Your gold fish has its own web site.
* You start leaving your reminder notes on your refrigerator in HTML.
* You put best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or above on your drivers license.
* You start making web sites for all of your friends so you can get to know them more.
* You change your dogs name from bowser to browser.
* You put in random URL's just see where you end up at.
* You have two phone lines but no phone.
* You put a @ in front of your home address
* You go to personal web sites just to see their links page.