Rules for Corporations

RULE 1: Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

RULE 2: If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

RULE 3: 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.

RULE 4: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

RULE 5: Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

RULE 6: A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

RULE 7: Plagiarism saves time.

RULE 8: If at first you don't succeed, try management.

RULE 9: Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.