I guess the only explanation for this page is that I was really, really bored when I did it. It's a new twist on the old canine... you'll see what I mean in a minute.
The normal Soccer, as we know him.
Happy birthday to you, happy birth-- whoops, that's on May 17. Never mind.
That Soccer. What a crack-up. I always knew he'd end up in the circus.
Hellooo-- do you see what I see?
Who is this mysterious disguised stranger? Do you know?
The good side of Soccer...
...and the bad.
To tell you the truth, the last Soccer frightens me. Let's just skip over it.
What? You want to see it?
All right, but I warned you.
AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
