SUNNY (timidly): Uh... could you tell me exactly who's coming?
EMPLOYEE 1: Some dog, I think it's Wishbone?
SUNNY (knowing she's right but being modest =P): Oh... 'cause I heard it was Larry Brantley, who does Wishbone's voice.
EMPLOYEE 1: Oh... could be. (to another employee) HEY! She says it's not the dog comin'.
--The other employee comes over--
EMPLOYEE 2: Oh, really? Who is it?
EMPLOYEE 1: Some guy who does Wishbone's voice.
--Yet another employee behind a desk hears us talking--
EMPLOYEE 3: What's going on here? Where's the dog?
SUNNY'S MOM: It's not a dog, we think it's the guy that does the dog's voice.
EMPLOYEE 3: So what is it, a cartoon show?
SUNNY (under her breath): This is pathetic. (out loud) It's not a cartoon, it's a show about a dog who reads books and pretends to talk.
SUNNY'S MOM: They dress him up in costumes, it's really cute.
--FINALLY, a person who appears to know what's going on appears--
SHEILA (to Mom): Hi, I'm Sheila, customer relations.
MOM: Hi, nice to meet you.
SHEILA: So, do you know what's going on?
SUNNY: Yeah, it's supposed to be Larry Brantley, the man who does Wishbone's voice.
SHEILA: Oh, it's not the dog coming? That's what we were told.
SUNNY: Well, I really, really, doubt it, I've heard some stuff on the internet and talked to other people who've seen it and it really doesn't seem like Wishbone's coming. (I *know* that's a run-on sentence. I was excited.)
SHEILA: Oh, OK. I take it you're a big fan of the show?
SUNNY (embarrassed): Oh... yeah.
--A little girl (Melanie) about 5 years old and her mother appear--
MELANIE'S MOM: So, where's the dog?
SUNNY (for about the tenth time): It's not going to be a dog, it'll be the guy that does the dog's voice.
MELANIE'S MOM: Oh yeah, they were interviewing him on the radio on Friday.
SUNNY: Oh, really?
MELANIE'S MOM: Yeah, what's his name? Larry...
SUNNY: Brantley. Larry Brantley.
MELANIE: Where's Wishbone? Wiiiiiishbone... (I swear, she sounded *exactly* like Emily Barnes)
MELANIE'S MOM: Wishbone's not coming, sweetie. It's the man who talks for Wishbone.
MELANIE: No it's not!
MELANIE'S MOM: Yes honey, you don't think Wishbone can talk by himself, do you? Puppies can't talk.
MELANIE: Wishbone can.
--Melanie's mom looks around, as if searching for someone to help her explain to Melanie--
--By now, a small crowd, mainly children, has begun to gather--
--Sheila and another employee begin to open the box. Inside is The Big Red Chair and a cutout of Wishbone. They roll the chair over in front of some videos and place the cutout (rather lopsidedly) on it. It looks like Wishbone's falling over. Then, they unfold a card table and place it next to the chair. They place a dark towel over some unsightly videos in the background--
SUNNY (to her mom): Look, I bet he'll sign autographs.
SUNNY'S MOM: Yeah, do you want him to sign your t-shirt?
SUNNY: I guess so.
--Sheila unwraps a copy of "The Prince and the Pauper" video and puts it in a nearby TV. Unfortunately, the video gets stuck, and the TV has to be carried off. Another TV is fetched, and this time the movie plays.--
--At about 1:30, two men appear and walk toward the back of the store.--
SUNNY'S MOM: Is that him?
SUNNY: Oh my gosh, it is! Oh wow. Oh... wow. (She takes out a picture of
him she brought and compares it with the real guy). Yeah, that's him. Wow. Wow.
--Larry waves and is ushered by his handler to the back of the store.--
--Little Melanie is getting rather restless. She is rolling all over the floor.--
MELANIE'S MOM: Melanie, if you don't quit that, we're gonna leave.
MELANIE: Mom...
MELANIE'S MOM: I mean it, honey.
--Sunny tries to keep Melanie entertained.--
SUNNY (showing Melanie her picture of Dog Boy & Soccer): Look, that's the man we're going to see. And therrrrrre's Wishbone!
--Melanie gives Sunny a look as if to say "You are the strangest person I have ever seen in my life."--
SUNNY (showing Melanie a picture from her visit to the studios): Look, see, there's that chair. That's Wishbone's chair.
MELANIE (pointing to the picture of Sunny sitting in the chair): Who's that?
SUNNY: That's me!
--Melanie giggles uncontrollably--
SHEILA (to Sunny & mom): You were here first, right?
SUNNY (nodding): Yeah.
SHEILA (to crowd of about 10 people): Could you make a line over here, please? OK, thanks.
--The crowd lines up behind Sunny and her mom. Kids are going crazy. It's a pretty hectic place. Employees begin to block off a path for customers.--
--An announcement comes on the speakers--
ANNOUNCEMENT: Hey kids, come meet the tail-waggin', fun-lovin' pooch, Wishbone. He'll be in electronics from 2 to 4 and you can get a paw-tograph. And as always, thank you for shopping at Wal*Mart.
SUNNY (to nobody in particular): That was stupid. Wishbone's not going to be here. They shouldn't say that. It'll confuse people.
--Later...--
SUNNY: He hates being called "pooch". That's what Wanda calls him.
--And still later...--
SUNNY: La-dee-dah. This is boring. I have a headache. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten for 6 hours (it was true!).
--She watches the video and acts all around bored--
SUDDENLY... HE APPEARS!!!! IT'S HIM & SOME OTHER GUY!!! WOW!!!!!!!
LARRY (loudly): ARE YOU SUNNY?!
SUNNY (quietly): Yeah.
LARRY (engulfing Sunny in huge hug): Boy, I'm so glad you could be here! --They pose for some pictures together--
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LARRY: Matt S. says hi. I saw him yesterday in San Antonio.
SUNNY: Oh... yeah.
LARRY: You know him?
SUNNY: Yeah, we've done some chatting on the internet.
LARRY: He had all his video cameras.
SUNNY: Yeah, he's really in to videos and stuff.
LARRY: He introduced himself as #2 Wishbone fan, letting you be #1.
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SUNNY (embarrassed): Oh... yeah.
LARRY: So, how are you?
SUNNY: Fine.
LARRY: What do you want autographed?
SUNNY: Oh... my t-shirt.
--Larry signs the t-shirt--
LARRY: What are those pictures you've got there?
SUNNY: Oh, did you know I visited the Wishbone studios?
LARRY: No! When did you do that?
SUNNY: Thanksgiving. Mike Losurdo...
LARRY: Big Mike! Yeah, I know him.
SUNNY: ...he took me on a tour.
LARRY: Wow, that's really neat. I'm glad you got to see that.
SUNNY: Yeah, it was really cool.
OTHER GUY (HANDLER?): Did you get to see the backlot?
SUNNY: Yeah.
--She shows Larry her pictures--
LARRY (when seeing the picture of his little sound studio thing): Hey, the Dog House!
SUNNY: Yeah.
LARRY: Do you still have your website?
SUNNY: Yeah.
LARRY: I'm sorry I don't get on the internet as much as I wish. I got on the Worldwide Wishbone Bulletin Board the other day, though.
SUNNY: Oh... cool.
--They pose for a few more pictures, and Larry autographs a bookmark--
LARRY: So where do you live?
SUNNY: College Station.
LARRY: How long did it take you to get here?
SUNNY: About 2 hours.
LARRY: Wow... well I'm so glad you could come.
--He gives Sunny another hug--
SUNNY: Yeah, thanks a lot.