U blizini nekog shumarka matori manijak-perverznjak ukrade neku djevojchicu i odvuce je u shumu. Idu tako oni kroz shumu kad che dijete:

"Chiko, chiko, ajde da se vratimo, vidi kako je mrachno i strashno, bojim se".

"Je li , bojish se, a zamisli kako je meni, ja treba sam da se vracham!"

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Na chasu hemije, stavila uchenica ruku u teglu sa solnom kiselinom i upita nastavnicu:

" Nastavnce, zashto ova tegla nema dna ? "

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Momak i zenska se tek upoznali, i izveo je on, na veceru, malo romantike i vina, i itd. Poslije toga su otisli, kod nje u stan, malo pomalo, poceli se oni, ljubiti, maziti i lizati. Ugasi ti on svijetlo. Skine joj bluzu, i grudnjak, i nastavi sa lizanjem, kad pod jezikom, on osjeti tri sise! Konta on, hoce li sta reci, tamo vamo, kad pogleda, bolje je da suti, kako god da pogleda, opet je u bonusu. I nastavui on sa poslom, i odradi ti on to posteno. Ujutro ustane, otkrije zensku, kada samo vidje dvije sise. Pita on nju:Halo, gdje ti je treca sisa?Kad ce ti ona: Ma nemoj se brinuti, nije to bila sisa, vec jedan veliki chir, ali nemoj se nista brinuti, ti si ga sinoc isiso!

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 "Mama, mama!!",
 "Shta je sine?"
 "Mama jel mogu da se igram malo sa bakom?"
 "Moze sine samo je ponovo zakopaj kad zavrshish"
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 "Mama ali ja nezelim da vidim djeda!!"
 "Shuti sine i nastavi da kopash"
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Dolazi Hitler u logor i shetajuci se onako ispred postrojenih 
zatvorenika pita jednog:"Sinko koliko imash godina?"
"Sutra cu imat shest" kaze mali veselo
"E nechesh, boga mi nechesh"
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"Mama ja nevolim baku" zali se malishan svojoj majci
"Pa sine gurni je u kraj tanjira i jedi neshto drugo"
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Dolazi djete iz shkole i pata ga majka:"Sine ochesh da ti ispechem 
jaje na oko?"
"A os ti mama da ja tebi sisu odgrizem a?
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nazad na viceve