#1)"The Mystery Female asparagus is Griselda, Junior's mom's long-lost relaltive (twin sister seperated at birth?) from London. An aspiring actress, she moved to America to pursue a career in Veggiewood, where she was hired as an extra for the biggest video series in history....VeggieTales! She may possibly have a larger role in an upcoming video....."

#2)"I think her name is Mary. She is a froeign exchange student from the neighbor's garden. She saw what was going down in Phil's garden and decided to join the bandwagon. But I still think the mole is a fake. (one day it WILL be on the other side.)

#3)"I'ts obvious,
"Lovey" (only name known yet) is an explorer from Antarctica who got bored with living with penguins and decided to go someplace warmer. She was discovered by an agent and now has a small role in VeggieTales as Archibald's companion for some skits.
I agree with one of the first theories that "Lovey" will soon have a larger role and a name. This of course depends on her....Lovey is beginning to miss the penguins."

#4)"I think that this mystery asparagus just may be Archibald's wife/girlfriend/sister. It seems likely to me because of her British accent. I also think that her and Junior's mom aren't related because of the major voice difference. Her name is Emma."

#5)Her name is (or should be) Grace. She is Archibald's cousin, and hails from New York City. And Archibald, by the way, is not Jr.'s Uncle, although Jr. does look up to him (as well as Grace). She's trying her hardest to get another part, and does take heart in the fact that her fans are with her. (Perhaps we should put up a petition......) In the mean time, she belaborly badgers the Big Idea Producers.(Again, the petition idea....)

#6)She is Archibald's wife, named Susan. She does not like being the main act, because the first director she worked with crushed her excited spirit, so she hasn't had any very big parts. Archibald has her in therapy so she can learn to be open to new experiences. Soon, one new video will be be all about her tragic life as a movie star.

#7)I believe the mystery asparagus is Junior's grown up sister that is married to Archibald, but it was an arranged marriage and so they do not hang around each other and act like they are married! Her name is Petunia.

#8)Gertrude is of course Archibald's sister, an old maid. They grew up in England, and now live together (Archibald is a bachelor) in an old Victorian garden in America. One day, when the VeggieTales people needed an extra, Archibald brought his sister to work with him. Now she is getting fed up with eing an extra that they pull out of the compost bin whenever they need one, and is pushing hard for the role of Naomi in an upciming episode.....

#9)Ok...here's my theory. I think the "Mystery Female Asparagus" is Junior's mom's lost twin sister.There could be a whole drama behind this theory. Loosing her memory in a freak automobile accident,she wanders the VeggieTales globe looking for an answer.On her journies she comes upon many adventures (two of which we know of). And the reason she doesn't talk, well, maybe she can't. Maybe she doesn't remember how. Hmmmm...this could make a very interesting twist, couldn't it? Well, at least I think so. But this is coming from the 'intersting' mind of a sixteen year-old girl. Well, that's my theory, intersting as it may be. So we continue to desperately await the day when the mystery woman will appear once more. Maybe as the handmaiden to a famous woman character. But maybe this day will never come! Shall we bear this heavy burden on our curious hearts forever? Will there never be a conclusion to this dire mystery? Will we ever know who the "Mystery Female Asparagus" is? Will this message ever end.....???

#10)I think her name is Barbra Asparagus. She is a first cousin to Barbra Steisand but is a better singer. The reason they are both named Barbra is because both her mom and her aunt love the name and did not know that the other had named their first child Barbra. (they live a great distance from each other, you know?) Our friend Barbra enjoys singing in the shower and is very fond of Larry. His sillines makes her laugh. Her dream is to be more than just a mystery character, maybe even a star. She also dreams of co-hostingthe beginning of a VeggieTales episode one time when Bob is unable to do it. Everyone loves her and is rooting for her. Especially me.