* Humor *
????The Show Bird????
reprinted from The Squawk, Central Florida Bird Breeders July Newsletter
One fine summer evening Dennis decided to take his baby Hawkhead for a walk around the block. As he passed the local movie theater he noticed that a movie he wanted to see was about to start. He inquired at the ticket office if it would be okay to take his parrot into the theater with him. The theater1s policy, of course, was no pets of any kind are allowed into the theater. There wasn1t enough time for Dennis to return home with the parrot before the movie started so Dennis cleverly went around the corner and stuffed the parrot into his pants. He then snuck into the theater with his pet 3incognito2. Soon after the start of the movie the bird became restless, so Dennis undid his zipper and out popped the parrots head! The lady sitting next to Dennis noticed this unusual occurrence and poked her friend Agnes to look. Agnes took a careful look and said2So what Leslie, if you1ve seen one, you1ve seen them all2. 3Yes2, exclaimed Leslie, 3but this one is eating my popcorn!2
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