Anita's Vacation Slides

Ah, good, I see you've turned out the lights and got that dusty old slide projector to work (watch the focus). My family has always been the adventurous sort. We have always loved to travel, and boy, do we know how to do it in style. Hey, as my mom always says, if you're going to do it, do it up right. So here, for your perusing enjoyment, is the condensed version of our many vacation adventures.
Money money money First of all, when we decide to take a vacation, we plan ahead. We know that the most popular item to pack is money and we never leave home without it. Why, people everywhere love it and will trade darn near anything for it. I've even found some places frown on a visit to their facilities without it. I guess every place has its odd customs.
Winnebago Nothing is too good for my family. When we travel, we always go in style, whether it's first class travel accommodations.....
Gator Motel or luxury hotels. Only the best will do for this family!
spa We also spare no expense when it comes to things to do. We've been known to blow all our savings just being pampered in a ritzy spa.

More slides, please!