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(NAME) macd@xxx.com
(comments)I collect hugs!
I have completed all my assignments and have written all my exams and have done so on time.
(Editors note: that deserves for a mark an "A", "B" and "H" ...A Big Hug)

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(NAME) ladyan@xxx.com (comments) 1 - I'm jealous! Just keep doing what you're doing. How about a teddy bear award? What? You mean someone was supposed to do that and they didn't get around to it?! I am working on it now. I swear! (Editors note: I'm patiently waiting my dear, all these people want a hug ;)

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(NAME) jal406@xxx.ca (comments) 3- Cool Page! Hey Tomax, loved your home page!
Was referred to it by Anita Dodge (ha!) who so graciously
provided me with the 'java script' to place a scrolling
message (like yours) at the bottom of my page, which
is located at -http://www.oocities.org/MotorCity/4936
(Editors note: Tell Anita her cheque in the mail...)

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NAME) jrra@xxx.com (comments) 1- I'm jealous!
Hi Tom,
I stopped by to see your page and after viewing it I can't imagine
why you would want anyone to link to mine!! You are really good at
this!!! Give me 10 or 20 years and I might be able to get a banner
of my own :) You gift from God is a great sense of humor and a knack
with computers!! Good Job!!
(Editors note: I'm gonna go broke sending all these cheques out for the compliments...)

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(NAME)xxx@xxx.com (you forgot to put your name here!)
(comments) Cool page! I am really impressed.
Looks like you've done a lot of hard work here.
I'm glad I have Crescendo for the cool music. Thanks...payton
(Proper_Neighborhood) 1 - I'm jealous!
(Editors note: Thanks payton! I gotta get a new checkbook now.

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(NAME)ladyanita@xxx.com
(comments)oooooo.....(stunned silence as she stand in awe of his page)....very nice.
I'm impressed. Looks like you have put tons of work into it...
what, don't you have a real life? Hehehehehehe -)
...I was just wondering, um, how many times you'll let a person sign your guestbook.
Betcha this one won't show up on the page, eh?
(Proper_Neighborhood) 1 - I'm jealous!
(Editor's note: You loose, it did, so gimme back my cheques woman!)

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(NAME) Your_X@hatemail.com
(comments) Dear John:
So THIS is what you've been doing behind my back huh!
Chasing all these cyberwomen for love, laughs, and fun?
I outta smash your computer to smithereen's and shove it (censored)
...giving a new meaning to how much RAM your computer has!
My lawyer will be contacting you... you... you... GEEKNERD!
(Proper_Neighborhood) 9 - Move out ya bum!
(Editors note: EGAD...uh..i think you have the wrong person lady, i've never been married...

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Anyways, I'm sure that I still have money left in the bank,
as there is still 4 cheques left in my cheque book eh...