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When I got older, my mom would take me down to the beach...
it was really exciting being around all that water and having fun,
cuz it reminded me when I would splash around in the kitchen sink, err bath tub.
But it also reminded me that I had to go pee...
With no outhouse nearby, and all this water in front of me,
what harm would a little more do?
But me, being shy kinda guy, didn't want to go in public...
but my mommie said:
(Forest Gump, eat yer heart out eh!)
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To which when I did go, she took this picture of me...
Since then I am really afraid of mothers with cameras...
As I got older, my charm would come out more, and the ladies would swoon to my sides (picture), but my favorite one was Leslie. She was everything a young (well really young) man could want. Charm, looks, and cookies. I would always end up at her place for lunch. So much the so, her mom thought my mom never fed me. I knew as long as I played the poor kid down the block, I'd get goodies :)
Even at that young age, I was destined to be a star!
I was always a ladies man, even in my youth, I had ladies always around me, I don't know what has happened since, being alone now at all, maybe it's my aftershave. I got it at Z-Mart for $4.99/gallon. It was on sale ya know. The sales guy told me that if I wore it, women would come running to me.
So I bathed in it. Nope, it didn't work. (sniff, sniff).