THE LORD IS MY WEBMASTER
The Lord is my Webmaster, my links shall not break;
He
maketh me to lie down with vivid screen rasters;
He leadeth me beyond great
waters;
He refresheth my page.
He leadeth me in the paths of compliancy,
For
his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of
browsers,
I will fear no evil;
For thou art with me.
Thy code and
thy scripts, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me
In the presence of mine audience;
Thou anointest my pages with URLs;
My
counts runneth over.
Surely geekness and nerdness shall follow me
All
the days of my life
And I will dwell at the site of the Lord forever.
Amen.
Copyright © 1995 Kathy L. Casper. All rights reserved.
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